All assassins had a full-length mirror in their rooms, because it would be a terrible insult to anyone to kill them when you were badly dressed.

Personal motto "Today Is A Good Day For Someone Else To Die!"

Personal motto
"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day,
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

Suicide was against the law. Johnny had wondered why. It meant that if you missed, or the gas ran out, or the rope broke, you could get locked up in prison to show you that life was really very jolly and thoroughly worth living.



1. All fungi are edible.
2. Some fungi are not edible more than once.

An Assassin, Teatime sees things differently than other people, partly because one of his eyes is glass and the other has a pinhole pupil. He has a pet peeve about people mispronouncing his name (Teh-ah-tim-eh, not four o'clock), and he spends his free time thinking of ways to kill the Disc's anthropomorphic personifications. His friendliness is only compromised by the fact that he sees people as things, usually dead things.

Most armies are in fact run by their sergeants – the officers are there just to give things a bit of tone and prevent warfare becoming a mere lower-class brawl.

"Is that you?" said a female voice. It wasn't exactly an unpleasant one, but it had a sharp penetrating quality. It seemed to be saying that if you weren't you, then it was your fault. Johnny recognized it instantly. It was the voice of someone who dialled the wrong numbers and then complained that the phone was answered by people she didn't want to speak to.

+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++



Designed and built to solve complex problems about the universe; i.e. Why? Why Because? 2+2=? Hex is mans testament to admitting his limitations and then incorporating them all to be immortalized in glass tubing. Originally capable only of sums and algebra, Hex has gradually computed itself a mind, and isn't really sure what to do with it. So it answers the wizards' questions and tries to understand the universe, with ants as brain cells and large amounts of glass for neural channels, as well as something like a beach ball, the Great Big Lever, a tank of fish, and the Fluffy Teddy Bear.

+++Error Redo from Start+++

'You're not going to die, are you sir?' he said.
'Of course I am. Everyone is. That's what being alive is all about.'

The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof until he was well away from the excitement around the Watch House. His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.