<b>Soviet Sacker Awards</b>

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<i>Awarded to IVAN for two main reasons. The first being his bravery, proudly displayed by mangled corpses stuck underneath his boots. The second reason being a way to stop him from rampaging when the supply of vodka dried out.</i>

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"I am the embodyment, the total and outmost incarnation of a semi-totalitarian system controlled by an elit, supplying the masses, destroying what might oppose its glorious success.

And I also happen to be an Ogre. Shut up or die. Agree or be stomped.
Give me a bottle of vodka and I give you freindship."

<b>Soviet Sackers Awards</b>

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<i>Tjechov Tackle earned this glorious and honorable badge by displaying swiftness and courage. Though some critics argued that Tjechov mearly tried to escape the field and run for shelter, the high command Kreml-Ball argued that they were WRONG, and sent them on a skii-vacation for all eternity. Tjechov Tackle remains one of the Soviet Sackers most glorious Blitzers, and thanks to armed guards, one of the most loyal.</i>

<b>Quote</b>

Whenever I hold the ball in my hands, I imagine it to be A-one-way-trip-to-gulag-if-i-drop-it, so you could argue that my motivation is on top.
However, red uniforms really looks good on me, so its a fashion statement as well.
And death to capitalists.

<b>Soviet Sacker Awards</b>

<b>*</b><i>Medal of Mindless Courage "The T-34"

<b>Soviet Sacker Awards</b>

<b>*</b><i>Medal of Cheating and damage. The "Vodka".</i>

<b>*</b><i>Medal of Stubborness and Annoyance. The "Iron Curtain".</i>