Superman: Is that how a warped brain like yours gets its kicks? By planning the death of innocent people?
Lex Luthor: No, by causing the death of innocent people.

Kenny Starfighter: [meeting a washing machine for the first time] Who are you? Identify!
[slaps the washing machine with a flyswatter]
Kenny Starfighter: [washing machine starts making noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Hey, don't cry! Sorry! Hey, boli boli, my name is Kenny Starfighter. Hey, do you know where I am?
[washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Hee hee hee hee hee, I didn't see that. This helmet and everything, you know. So how long have you been here?
[washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Wow, I have no plans of staying that long. Bye then. Sorry!... Hey, do you know how I get out of here?
[washing machine makes more noises]
Kenny Starfighter: Flip a coin? No way. NO WAY! Then I'd rather use the teleporter, then I know where I'll end up.