One of the five apostles of Eris....A sage of Ancient china and Official Disordian Missionary to the heathen Chinee. He who originally devised THE SACRED CHAO. Patron of the season of Chaos. Holyday: Jan 5.

One of the five apostles of Eris. Somtimes called Zarrathud the Staunch
A hard nose Hermit of Medieval Europe & Chaosphe Bible Banger. Dubbed " Offender of the faith." discovered the Five Commandments. Patron of the Season of Bureaucracy. Holyday: Aug 12


= Zarathud's Enlightenment =
Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young priest, and he took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.
One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted <I>The Sacred Chao</i> while She was contentendly grazing.
"Tell me, dumb beast," demanded the Priest in his holy voice, "why don't you do something worthwile. What is your purpose in life any way?"
Munching the tasty grass,<i> The Sacred Chao</i> replied "MU".*
Upon hearing this, absolutely nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody understood chinese.

* "MU" is the chinese ideogram for NO-THING.

By importing the <i><b>Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion </i></b>and beginning the mass production of automobiles, he managed to pollute both the mind and the air of the United States, but he meant well, or at least he meant something.

"He's a deep one," they used to say, "you never know what he's really thinking."

He was apt to say odd things. Once he even wrote that "Religious ceremonies are unholy." A strange duck.

Killed a beastman (saved by an apo) during the second game of the Middenhiem Challenge.

His # was 124C41. Nobody, anywhere, remembered what his name had been.
First touchdown in franchise history!

The human race will bgin solving it's problems on the day it ceases taking itself so seriosly.

Author of the <b><i>Principia Discordia.</b> </i>

First player in franchise history to score a touchdown & commit an injury!
Also is current team leader in casulties.

In 1381 the effort to strictly enforce the collection of taxes created discontent throughout England. Wat Tyler's rebellion was ignited when a tax collector tried to make a determination that Wat Tyler's daughter was of taxable age (15) by stripping her naked and assaulting her. Tyler, who was working close by, heard the screams of his wife and daughter, came running and smashed in the tax collector's skull with a hammer. He was cheered by his neighbors and the commoners of the western division of Kent were brought together by his courage. Wat Tyler was elected their leader.

Wat Tyler's group joined another group led by two itinerant priests named John Ball and Jack Straw, and rose 100,000 strong to invade London. The enraged mob broke open every prison and beheaded every judge and lawyer they could capture. They were not allowed to enrich themselves in their rioting. Valuables found in their midst were destroyed. One man who hid a silver cup on his person was thrown into the river as punishment for his misdeed and as an example to others to refrain from such behavior.

They surrounded Richard II, who asked them what they wanted. Their answer was, "We will be free forever, our heirs and our lands." Richard II agreed.

In a face-to-face meeting with Wat Tyler a short time later, Richard II ordered the Lord Mayor of London to "set hands on him." Tyler was stabbed through the throat with a short sword and, as he lay writhing in agony on the ground after falling off his horse, stabbed through the belly.

Watching from a distance the peasants instantly arranged themselves in order of battle with their longbows. Richard II rode up to them and said, "Wat Tyler was a traitor. I'll be your leader." Confused, the peasants followed the king until his soldiers met him and dispersed the crowd.

Minus their leader, the peasants went home. Richard reneged on his promises and hanged 1500 of the rebels after "jury trials." Those trials were presided over by Judge John Tresilian, who told the jurors in each case that he would hang them if they didn't convict.

Tresilian was hanged himself seven years later.

Richard II was forced to abdicate in 1399.

The English legal system continued to incite wars and rebellions until Englishmen, Scots, and Irish threw off the yoke of English legal tyranny in the American colonies in 1776 and Ireland gained most of her independence in 1921.