All Care Bear wants to do is hug you. With his huggable nature and fluffy fur, Care Bear has been accepted into this halfling village. He usually roams under bridges, looking for halflings to give hugs too. Strangely these halflings often pay him money for the hugs, so he has no need for a job.

Unlike his human counterpart, Mohammed Ali, the halfling, is not a boxer in the conventional sense. Unlike the human, Mohammed Ali's job is to pack the Christmas present boxes which are sent to the deprived halflings in the far reaches of Flingapotakopa.

Hobbies: Skipping, Helping halflings in need, Scolding people who don't give generously to his charities

Favourite Food: Dust. He refuses to eat any living thing, or anything that has ever lived. Luckily no-one has told him that dust is in fact parts of skin from humans.

Motto: "Float like a butterfly and don't sting at all"

"Alas Poor Yorick, I never knew him but maybe that's just as well"

Hairy Hamlet is an aspiring actor, who dreams of making it big in Ivywood. He spends most of his time hiding in bushes in the gardens of local halflings, trying to pick up real life experience. Unfortunately, this has limited his acting life to roles involving halflings being chased out of bushes in gardens.

Poor Bert was brought up as a bonsai tree by some Japanese students in art college. They told him that he was going to be their star exhibit in the show, but rejected him in favour of an abstract piece. In the end, understandably, Bert flipped and destroyed the abstract art, ripping apart the parts of the sofa, or as the students called it "Abstract Sofa Without Fat Slob Sitting On It". Fortunately, Bert didn't go to the W.A.N.T. (Woodcutting Association for Naughty Trees), as the student said that he had improved the art, making it more abstract and artful.
However, Bert was sent to anger management classes by the court, which is why he is now in the Ethical Endurer's village, Happinathakos.

Hobbies: Sitting around, Burying his head in the ground, Basic yoga

Favourite Food: Minerals from the earth

Motto: "Don't think angry, Think can't be bothered"