An inconsistent force at best. Got off to an inauspicious start by killing himself on his first block thrown. But then he got better. Since then, he's committed two more self-murders, but recovers well enough. After the slow start, he has picked up some technical skill at the game, as well as usually acknowledging that his teammates are there, helping hold the line, and even successfully throwing a couple goblins after fumbling his first few tries.

For a troll, 'Big Ugly' isn't too bad... usually.

Little brother of the Teef's best blocker, who had to retire just as he was really getting the hang of things. Suggs Toof is now coaching his brother and the rest of the front line.

Easily the team's MVP so far. If the announcers had any sense, he'd be a lot higher rated already. Able to run, dodge, block and pass, and has been just as useful on defense.

All around solid player for the Teef, who took dodging lessons from the thrower... and prompty twisted his knee while doing so. Not as quick anymore, but he has a few new moves for the loss.