Troubador of the Psychos!

First player in Franchise history to complete two passes in a game.

Mystery guest The guy at the party no one seems to know. They usually lurk in the kitchen near the booze.

Keg commander the boisterous chap who hovers around the keg so as to ensure everyone knows how to properly pour a beer.

Last call lothario Someone who’s shy until last call, at which point he’ll try to hook up with anything that has a pulse and/or booze at their home.

Trojan hooch Bringing an empty bottle wrapped in a brown paper bag to a party so you won’t appear a mooch.

The Beer Lover
These are the Rex Reeds of the beer snob community. They have never met a beer that was not “gorgeously fabulous” or “fabulously gorgeous.” The closest they ever come to a bad review is when they mistake the glass of water used to clear the palate for beer, and even then they’ll give it three stars and declare it “a promising new light lager worth keeping your eye on.”

The Beer Geek
The beer world equivalent of a Trekkie, this fan is forever making pilgrimages to far flung festivals and conventions, will belong to any number of beer associations (and wears the T-shirts to prove it) and has never had sex with a woman where there wasn’t money involved. Beards are common and they have a powerful fetish for steins.