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Taste The Waste
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Captain Fantasy
#1
Saurus
MA
6
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
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0
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13
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3
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m
Skills
And when I'm there, I'm here.
And when you're near, I'm there.


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Van Winkle
#2
Saurus
MA
6
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
243
P
0
F
0
G
25
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
6
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Frenzy
Keeping little humans locked up in a cage.

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Big Jilm
#3
Saurus
MA
6
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
0
B
22
P
0
F
0
G
7
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0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
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0
GPP
0
XPP
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Skills
bol weevil' it's a pleasel
it's a pleasel my weasel

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Frank
#4
Saurus
MA
6
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
R
12
B
206
P
0
F
0
G
25
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
11
Td
2
Mvp
1
GPP
35
XPP
0
SPP
35
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Break Tackle
Tackle
Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries.


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Fat Boy
#5
Saurus
MA
6
ST
4
AG
1
AV
9
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0
B
203
P
0
F
0
G
25
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Break Tackle
hey fat boy
come here
you killed my mother
I'm going to kill you

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Pollo Asado
#6
Saurus
MA
6
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4
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1
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9
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13
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210
P
0
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0
G
25
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0
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0
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4
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1
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2
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
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Block
Break Tackle
Umm, what is, what is the, what is the, what is the pollo asado?
That's the chicken.
Ok, what is the carne asada?
That's the beef.
Ok, let me get two carne asada tacos...

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Pork Roll
#8
Skink
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
117
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
22
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0
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0
Cs
1
Td
8
Mvp
3
GPP
41
XPP
0
SPP
41
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Side Step
Sure Feet
When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
You must not succumb.

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Egg
#9
Skink
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
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0
B
0
P
0
F
1
G
4
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0
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0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
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0
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0
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Dodge
Stunty
Who would think I could be so happy?

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Dr Rock
#10
Skink
MA
8
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2
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3
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7
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24
B
5
P
0
F
1
G
14
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0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
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Dodge
Stunty
Side Step
You're the apple of my eye, but with some aid I feel you'll die- Dr Rock

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Little Birdy
#11
Skink
MA
8
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
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66
B
15
P
0
F
1
G
21
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0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
5
Mvp
2
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
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Dodge
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Side Step

so happy.

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Shake n Bake
#12
Skink
MA
8
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
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137
B
18
P
4
F
0
G
20
Cp
2
In
1
Cs
1
Td
6
Mvp
2
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Stunty
+AG
Block
Side Step
get off the pot man shake and bake
taste the waste boy taste the waste

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Tender Situation
#13
Skink
MA
9
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2
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3
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7
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20
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18
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1
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10
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3
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47
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47
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Dodge
Stunty
+MA
Block
Side Step
feel the grip of your salvation
this is indeed a tender situation

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The Stallion
#16
Kroxigor
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6
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5
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1
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9
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6
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119
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0
G
21
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Cs
7
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
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Skills
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Thick Skull
Block
Guard
1) I can drink
2) I get groomed
3) I go for a walk
I am The Stallion, mang!

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