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EvolveToAnarchism
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Mighty Blow
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During <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=256750">his life</a> EvolveToAnarchism was a Black Orc. He died when a mummy hit him slightly too vigourously, and was promptly raised by the opposing necromancer.

The Funbbl head coach paid the necromancer for his services, and EvolveToAnarchism was ready to play in the next incarnation of the Crew.
Luk
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Luk's <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=261315">carreer</a> was the shortest in recorded Bloodbowl history, as he was victim of a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=284">ruthless assassination</a> on the pitch, an event quite apart from the game itself.

Maybe he'll last longer now he's already dead...
 
Gorritakid
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Gorritakid was one of the Crew's great <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256756">stars</a>. He played every single game the team played, until his untimely death when he was assaulted during practice by friend and team-mate <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=262054">Indûr</a>, reportedly for being overly friendly with the Funbbl Crew cheerleader...
Candlejack
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Another of the Crew's strong men while he was still <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256757">alive</a>, playing almost as many games as <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=280778">Gorritakid</a>.

He met his demise when he was hit head-first by a ballistic <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=258166">InkRose</a> when the goblin was thrown onto a fatal trajectory by troll <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256748">Cusi</a> during team practice.
 
InkRose
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A goblin with a brilliant <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=258166">carreer</a> among the Crew. Flew to his death during team practice, when he was launched into the air by <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256748">Cusi</a> only to meet with <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256757">Candlejack</a> in a head-on collision.
Bendrig
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In <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=261470">life</a> Bendrig went from the Crew's number one fan to a lineorc who showed great talent in the games he played. When the Crew announced that it would retire, he commited suicide due to a broken heart.
 
Mnemon
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Mnemon had an astounding <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256751">carreer</a>, becoming one of the best orc throwers who had ever graced the pitch. In a fateful match against a team of amazons, his ankle was crushed... He would never be the same again.

Mnemon's world caved in. His value to the team had dropped immensely. Not willing to face that he was no longer 'da best' Mnemon commited suicide, and thus started the string of deaths that would cause the Crew to retire.
Peikko
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Always drunk in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=256753">life</a>, becoming a zombie after being killed in action on the pitch has not changed many things for Peikko. Some doubt whether he's even noticed the transition.
 
Mezir
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Mezir's <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=256752">carreer</a> was nasty, brutish and short, much like himself, until he was finally targeted and blitzed for the last time after making a nuisance of himself.

Mezir was one of the most prolific foulers ever to have graced the bloodbowl pitch. The coach has great hopes that he will reassert these tendencies during his undeath.
CopyCat
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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=264492">Previously</a> a goblin on the Crew. After his death on the pitch he was raised to serve as linefodder.
 
Shlominus
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Just like <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=281074">CopyCat</a>, Shlominus was a goblin on the Crew during <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=267656">life</a>, and was raised alongside him to serve the same purpose.