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Barefoot Bobby
#2
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
126
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
10
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
20
XPP
0
SPP
20
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Claw (30k)
Tackle (20k)
Olly Ovulo
#3
Gutter Runner
MA
10
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
479
B
161
P
37
F
0
G
39
Cp
19
In
0
Cs
9
Td
15
Mvp
3
GPP
97
XPP
0
SPP
97
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
+MA (30k)
Block (20k)
Dauntless (20k)
Horns (30k)
Strip Ball (20k)
The star blitzer, although very late to get Block.
 
Downunder Longjohns
#5
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
65
B
2
P
18
F
0
G
7
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Block (20k)
Heavily sponsored by Downunder Longjohns, Herbert Hickory actually changed its name to reflect that of the sponsor. Downunder Longjohns, The Best Way To Keep Those Balls Warm!
Gary Goingdown
#9
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
6
B
60
P
0
F
1
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
 
Banana Benny
#10
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Big Bill
#11
Rat Ogre
MA
6
ST
5
AG
2
AV
8
R
20
B
47
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Frenzy
Loner
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Wild Animal
Guard (20k)
 
Ritchie Rough
#12
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
43
B
38
P
0
F
1
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Wally Wuff
#13
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
49
P
0
F
1
G
33
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Kick (20k)
Wally got lucky when the coach spotted his talent for the kick-off. He now gets to stand off of the Line of Scrimmage, which has increased his Lifetime Expectation by at least a factor 2. Until he starts losing that powerful kick, that is.
 
Calamity Kevin
#14
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
John Jellyfingers
#15
Lineman
MA
7
ST
4
AG
4
AV
7
R
49
B
82
P
-3
F
2
G
31
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
8
Mvp
3
GPP
42
XPP
0
SPP
42
Injuries
 
Skills
+AG (40k)
+ST (50k)
Block (20k)
For obvious reasons, the audience dubbed John "Jellyfingers" during his first 2 seasons for the Backward Brawlers, but John took that insult personally and started hanging out with the Star Runners of the team. Having been their waterboy for an entire 3rd season, he finally started to pick up some of the Runners ball handling tricks -- though not their speed.
 
Harry Hittheground
#16
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
19
B
61
P
0
F
0
G
23
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Tackle (20k)