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Bergmans Bodlar
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<i> Life is not really constant misery...Misery is constant, like a hot air ballon rising towards the darkened skies...Ah, it reminds me of the dark scriptures from Gher-manii: Neun und neunsich luftballong....</i>
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<i> Ah... Ive seen all the Bergmans movies in the old vault... I really wanted to be a valut keeper... They said I lacked that special "zing"...
However I am the Bergman-Orders Secondary-Mop-Caretaker-Dishwasher-Novice-in-training-"perhaps".</i>
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<i> ThereĀ“s nothing like a good game of Limbo... The stick thing you try to crawl underneath without falling you know... However, if you fall and actually get stuck in Limbo, thats another dilemma. Iam stuck here untill I take care of my unfinished Dishes...Or was it buisness? The team says dishes so I guess they are right</i>
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<i> They call me Grim. I couldent agree more. I once told the Chaplain that "Death" in the Bergman move Seventh Seal could have been a bit more dark. After severing my toes and burning my family in a barrel filled with tar, they called me Grim. Yup, Iam a bad boy</i>
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<i> IF YOU WANT A NICE NICKNAME, never and I really mean never... Fail commiting massmurder by sprinkling your victims with cider...never...</i>
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<i> Literally just hanging around. You thought my name meant something hilarious and meaningfull. Well it doesnt. Bug off</i>
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<i>They all say that I am the elongated ego of a guy named Kim M. Perhaps... Well...Quite depressing...But at least Iam elongated, take that halflings!!!</i>
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<i> I cant help it. Whenever I watch one of the Bergman movies, after consuming twelve litres vodka, I burst out in tears. Perhaps its vodking leaking from my body, but the Bergman movies are simply too great!</i>
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<i>Ivan recently cracked his skull, creating a flood of poetry. Some say a concussion creating mad hallucinations, some say he is russian...</i>
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<i> You never thought fish could be depressing??? How about Moby Dick then... And all the tuna just flipping you off with their fancy tails and geels...They are just a bunch of amphibians that didnt make it...</i>
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<i> I am a Dark Elf... No wonder I am a depressed NORSE...Just cant get that beard to grow..DAMN YOU GENEOLOGY!!!</i>