38 coaches online • Server time: 12:39
* * * Did you know? The most aggressive player is Taku the Second with 6628 blocks.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Road to Greekbowl Sq...goto Post Loading Icons for 45...goto Post No seasons! Open Pla...
Bergmans Bodlar
Back to Team
Sister Mortis
#1
Witch Elf
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
18
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Frenzy
Jump Up
<b>Quote</b>

<i> Life is not really constant misery...Misery is constant, like a hot air ballon rising towards the darkened skies...Ah, it reminds me of the dark scriptures from Gher-manii: Neun und neunsich luftballong....</i>

Depressed Novice
#2
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
8
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
<b>Quote</b>

<i> Ah... Ive seen all the Bergmans movies in the old vault... I really wanted to be a valut keeper... They said I lacked that special "zing"...
However I am the Bergman-Orders Secondary-Mop-Caretaker-Dishwasher-Novice-in-training-"perhaps".</i>
 
Lars Limbo
#3
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
13
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
<b>Quote</b>

<i> ThereĀ“s nothing like a good game of Limbo... The stick thing you try to crawl underneath without falling you know... However, if you fall and actually get stuck in Limbo, thats another dilemma. Iam stuck here untill I take care of my unfinished Dishes...Or was it buisness? The team says dishes so I guess they are right</i>
Eric Grim
#4
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
5
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
-ma, m
Skills
<b>Quote</b>

<i> They call me Grim. I couldent agree more. I once told the Chaplain that "Death" in the Bergman move Seventh Seal could have been a bit more dark. After severing my toes and burning my family in a barrel filled with tar, they called me Grim. Yup, Iam a bad boy</i>
 
Gustaf Genocider
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
4
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
<b>Quote</b>

<i> IF YOU WANT A NICE NICKNAME, never and I really mean never... Fail commiting massmurder by sprinkling your victims with cider...never...</i>
Hans Hangman
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
8
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
<b>Quote</b>

<i> Literally just hanging around. You thought my name meant something hilarious and meaningfull. Well it doesnt. Bug off</i>
 
Kim M "Keeper Of Kimish"
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
1
B
6
P
1
F
0
G
2
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
<b>Quote</b>

<i>They all say that I am the elongated ego of a guy named Kim M. Perhaps... Well...Quite depressing...But at least Iam elongated, take that halflings!!!</i>
Boris "The Russian Tear"
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
7
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
<b>Quote</b>

<i> I cant help it. Whenever I watch one of the Bergman movies, after consuming twelve litres vodka, I burst out in tears. Perhaps its vodking leaking from my body, but the Bergman movies are simply too great!</i>
 
Ivan "Russian Poet"
#9
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
0
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
<b>Quote</b>

<i>Ivan recently cracked his skull, creating a flood of poetry. Some say a concussion creating mad hallucinations, some say he is russian...</i>
Tuve Massacre-Fish
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
8
B
7
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
<b>Quote</b>

<i> You never thought fish could be depressing??? How about Moby Dick then... And all the tuna just flipping you off with their fancy tails and geels...They are just a bunch of amphibians that didnt make it...</i>
 
Ulvar "The Depressed Norse"
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
<b>Quote</b>

<i> I am a Dark Elf... No wonder I am a depressed NORSE...Just cant get that beard to grow..DAMN YOU GENEOLOGY!!!</i>