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Reknowned Goofs
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Block (30k)
Multiple Block (30k)
Tackle (30k)
This quiet and unassuming (not to mention rather dim) player is the team captain. He's been a solid anchor to the line many times when Anger has been off causing a disturbance elsewhere. The coach is trying to get him to finish up his blocks a little better these days.
Always Hungry
Frenzy
Horns
Loner
Mighty Blow
Regeneration
Thick Skull
Throw Team-Mate
Wild Animal
Block (30k)
Guard (30k)
Multiple Block (30k)
Pro (30k)
Tackle (30k)
The team's franchise player. Many fans come just to see him tear up the opposition. Often referred to as a glory hog by his teammates (behind his back of course).
He particularly enjoys the crunch of a gnoblar trappers spine breaking upon his horn.
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Chainsaw
Dodge
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Side Step (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block (30k)
Diving Tackle (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle (30k)
Side Step (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sure Feet (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle (30k)
Side Step (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Sure Feet (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA (30k)
Block (30k)
Diving Tackle (30k)
Side Step (30k)
Although Argan is likely the most talented halfling on the team, he also is the dirtiest player on the team, often throwing in a boot whenever the opportunity arises. Unfortunately for his teammates, he just plain isn't very good at fouling, so it rarely pays off.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle (30k)
Side Step (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Dirty Player (30k)
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle (30k)
Side Step (30k)