The second version. Like the Terminator, he's bigger, better, and faster! Hopefully he lasts more than 1 game without getting hurt this time.

You can't beat him. You know it, I know it. Just give up. It'll be quicker and less painful.

Always in the thick of things, Dan loves a good fight. And fight he will!

Solid guy who is pretty reliable. He'll join his brethren in forming an unstoppable line of defense!

I had a different bio I was going to have for the D man, but instead I'm just going to put his reasons why I made him a cd blocker instead of a hobgoblin.

"It's because I'm fat and slow isn't it!"

Well played sir, well played.

Upstanding gentleman who is willing to argue about anything. I can't count the hours we've rambled about nothing, and when asked later what we talked about, I couldn't remember.

Gets the job done when the job needs doing!

Hard to keep down, and able to keep the pressure on. He'll get ya!

Dirtiest git on the face of the planet. He's even more of a power gamer than I am and that's saying something. First skill will ALWAYS(except doubles) be dirty player.

Don't fall down around him. Ever.

EDIT: And this time he WILL get DP BEFORE dying. At least, I'm pretty sure he will. Maybe. ....Damnit he's going to die I know it.

Smacktard extrodinaire. Why is he a hobgoblin? Because he's just fodder to stick in the game. Need an assist? I'm there for ya man!

Mister reliable. Can count on him for just about anything. He will be the ball handler for the team, barring double rolls.
First skill: Sure hands.

Big and stupid.

Also, highly annoying when he doesn't do his job.

"I lick the rune!"

GG tard.