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Scaly Slaves
The management have been calling for calm as rumours of 'the new <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=793578">Wh'ine</a>' start to circulate.
'Yes, he is an extraordinary player ...'
[Screams]
'But let's not get this out of proportion. We really can't expect him to score more than three, maybe five, touchdowns per game. This won't transform our fortunes by itself!'
More updates on the Gloomy One's career to follow ...
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