Scored the last-minute touchdown in an otherwise depressing loss to the Dung Flingers, earning the MVP. Scored another in the following match, a Birthday Bash draw against Fight Like the Dickens.

"Muddy" Brooks seemed to have contributed no more than an additional body on the field duing the team's early days, but eventually came into his own, even scoring touchdowns in back-to-back games, and scoring the only touchdown for the team in the XFL 1.

After two games passed quietly for him, Arch made a name for himself by killing an enemy catcher in retribution for the loss of Hooky. Arch also has the distinction of being a 3-time MVP, though no one can really attest as to why. On Fumbbl Birthday 5, he gangfouled 2 trees and a block/guard halfling, killing 1 tree, BHing the other, and niggling the fling, and only got called off on the fling.

Earned the MVP for his first match and soon began outpacing the rest of the team.

In only his third game, Michael's completion and touchdown helped lead the Dumplings to a 3-1 victory, and brought him an MVP. He has since become an enforcer and a key member of the team's bashing game.

Flying in the face of all logic, Gabby has managed to slim down and bulk up.

Killed a rat ogre via foul on the first turn of a game, when said rat ogre knocked himself down blocking another Dumpling.

"Fats" Eddie was awarded the Dumplings' very first MVP; they must have seen something that escaped the tallybooks. In their second game, Eddie was responsible for the death of an opposing player. So, for about a quarter of a match, the Dumplings had inlflicted as many deaths as they had suffered. The next match he even scored the tying touchdown (a first for the Dumplings) under the power of his own feet. He leads the team in scoring. With the death of friend and fellow team leader Hooky, Eddie became the sole holder of the Dumplings' record for most games played consecutively without a miss, later even outlasting the treemen, reaching 28 games. He was also the first player to record an interception.