Blitzfast was on the run from an Empire army when the grim coach saw his ugly face for the first time. Amazed of Blitzfast speed coach Jorowindian decided to trap the fast orc. While trying to hide, the sinister Jorowindian showed himself to Blitzfast and offerd him a favor he couldent refuse. The coach tricked the dumb orc to follow him to his hideout but instead he throwed Blitzfast in a deep pit. Coach Jorowindian then waited while the poor orc where on the brink of starvation and offerd him a position on a his blood bowl team in exchange for his life. Blitzfast accepted.

Update! 2003-10-12
With the fastest feets in the team Blitzfast is sure to be a big name in the team for the future! The coach qare very pleased with his progress and will now force other on the team to meet this standard.

After seeing this truly fast orcish brute, coach Jorowindian was amazed of his stamina and speed. Razorlight was only in his teens when the grim coach forced him to join the bloodbowl team Painkillerz. At first he was a little of an outcast but eventualy growed on the rest of the green team. His nick name Sliththroat came when he slithed the throat of the judge while fouling in front of his eyes. Eversince judges have become more respectfull against the green maniac.

Update! 2003-09-08
After his first match Razorthroat has done a damn good job! Scoring in the eight in the second period and there by winning the game for the Painkillerz. The coach is very pleased by his actions and expect more from him in the future! OR ELSE!!!

Turbulencen är till max!

The coach recruted this orc when realy angry about another blitzers fatal misstake against Tinkywinkys team Filip´s små feer!

.....or rather he treat him to play in the team....

The all evil coach Jorowindian spoted this badass future lineman in a pub at the Bretonian Empire border. At first the grim coach dident notice the orc sitting calmly at the end of the bar drinking his Tarlokarloss (a purpul color carrot drink) and staring ignorant at the wall. Coach Jorowindian was in this time in search for new blood to fill the gaps in his team. Sinister ploted the coach started a bar fight just to see if the few orchis grunts inside would put up a good fight.

It all went as planed and a huge fight started between the human and orchis guests. To his suprise the coach discovered that none of the orcs inside putted up even the weekest resistence to the brute force of the workers and where all knocked down. That was untill some one tryed to bang a wooden chair in the head of Bork. The young orcs favorit drink was spilled out! Bork then bacame so outraged that he bacame something like a berserk and smashed the place to the ground. Even today the storys circle around pubs inte Bretonia about Bork the furius orc savage that smashed a howl pub and left it in ruin just because his drink was spilled out.

Coach Jorowindian had found the perfect lineman for his team!

Doclore is probably one of the most scard orcs in history. This dumb green thing thinks he can create a more vicius apperance by operating on himself! The coach saw Doc in a small fishing town trying to disect his own gut. When hearing Doc's story the coach knew he had found a dumb enough orc to fit his line of death defence. Not to the coach suprise Doclore (as he is now known by) accepted the challenge with hopes of getting many more scars in the future....and he will!

What can you say about Joe... He is the most annoying selfcenterd orc in the history! When not out on the field he always stands infront of a mirror trying out new hair and face cosmetics. A little gayish you might think but Joe is infact THE WOMMENS MAN! And what makes it even more strange is that he is infact an orc and gets away with some of the most good looking human wommen in the realm! What his secret is no one knows, but even if he is arrogant and mr Im so good looking he is a vital part of the team. Why? Nobody knows....not even the dreaded coach himself. But he is infact a realy good lineman!

Update! 2003-09-08
The MVP went to Joe but no one understands realy why? But the coach suspects that Vermillion Joe Green has bribed the fans and judges! But how? And with what!?!?!?

Bloodfotz have recived his infamus name from another orcish bloodbowl team. Under a game against a woodelf team the judge was riped apart by the fearsome orcs and this meant that the orc later called Bloodfotz could have his way with the pointears anyway he wanted. Only a few seconds in the game Bloodfotz hade commitet his first foul and crushed the skull of the elfs starplayer. When the game ended Bloodfotz hade killde nine elf players by crushing thier skull with his feet.

The coach had long studied the orc and waited for a chance to grab him from the safty of his former team. When the chance appeard the lurking Jorowindian stabed the team coach in the back and ruined the team economy. Needless to say the only team member of worth in the former orc team was quickly transfered to the Painkillerz. Coach Jorowindian have never realy said that he did commit such an act of unsportsmanship but he dont deany it either.

Agrain started his carrer some time ago when the evil coach Jorowindian forced him to join the Painkillerz. Born realy stubbern Agrain had from start a real temper problem. He just couldent hold his temper when faced by a pressing task. This resolved in several unexpected outburst of rage and violence. Still he wouldent quit the thing he was doing, but in most cases the thing he did do faild because of the little problem. The evil coach notice this behavior in Agrain and tryed to talk the greenskin in to join his bloodbowl team. Agrain refused the deal and tryed to put the grim coach in his place.

This was ofcourse one misstake Agrain probably will regrett for the rest of his now short life. The coach easely broke Agrains arms and bones, threating to kill him if not joining his team. Agrain was still stubbern enough to refuse the coach of darkness offer. The coach then brought back a wizard that putted a spell on Agrain (under the influence of threat ofcourse) that forced Agrain to work for coach Jorowindian for the rest of his life. Agrain for the first time in his life saw no other option and joined the Painkillerz. The coach was now very pleased!

While training for the Painkillerz first game the orc known only as the Green Superholder looked through the fence of the arena. Amazed about the stammina and endurance of the team, Superholder tryed to ask the badass coach Jorowindian for a place in the team. Seeing Superholders body size the coach of darkness was impressed of this young orcs eagerness to play.

Releasing the fury of the teams favorit Oger, the coach challenge Superholder to hold the base line for two rounds against the big guy. The coach naturaly thought that superholder would be supermashed after only the first round but was truly suprised when he saw that the young orc truly could hold the Oger of the other side of the line. Seing this there was no question about Superholder getting his place on the team.

Now the coach just have to beat that arrogant selfcenterness out of him. Superholder is truly one of the most irritating players in the world!

He throws for the croch! The coach like him! His real name is Ballbutcher but the fumbbl leauge dident want such a name in its record so he was forced to change the name to Ballbuther, just removing one letter and the messege will still go through.

The newest blackorc in the team! Glacier is one tuff orc and he is a submission specialist! Could this prove worthy on the field of battle, parhapps! The dark coach will look at his progress with narrow eyes!

Jag är stark och arg på allt.

Gritzdor Brickstop was a challenge and that is nothing the infamus coach of darkness tells everybody. Gritzdor was out of controll when the coach first meet this ten feet blackorc monster. Gritzdor was angry because he had been thrown out of his previus team for beating the crap out of the coach. This was exactly what the dreaded coach Jorowindian was looking for. A tuff and horrid blackorc blocker. But calming the blackorc was another matter. Crusing everything in his way, Gritzdor was in a berserk stage and could not be calmed. The coach of darkness had no choice but to fight the beast and force him to calm down.

After engaging in one of the most firce wrestling matches of all time the coach finaly manage to beat the ten feet orc and calmed him down. Gritzdor now temporarly by his scenses evolved a deep respect for the dreaded coach that beated him in close combat and gladly joined the Painkillerz to do more harm and exploting his anger on the other teams.

Norblok is probably as tuff as they get! The coach runned into this player some time ago while drinking at the local tavern. Norblok challenge the grim coach in a drinking game and told him that if he won he would be the coach slave for life. And if the coach lost he would be Norbloks slave for life. Naturaly the coach meet the challenge. Insteed of drinking however the coach simply cheated and spilled about a third of each bear he drank. This resulting in that the blackorc lossed.

Angry that he lossed the dumb Norblok tryed to kill the coach insteed of honor the agreement. But Norblok was to drunk to even put up a shadow of a fight and the sinister coach simply knocked him out cold. And the rest i history!

Probably one of the coach more sinister tasks was to recriut Borgro. Coach Jorowindian had for a time looked for the perfect big guy for his team. A man how would take on atleast three oposing players every round the howl game. As with many of the players in Painkillerz, Borgro to was one of those how was on the wrong place at the wrong time. And ofcourse on the right place at right time for the coach.

Borgro meet the coach in the Darkforest of Avendor. The oger was lost and needed a guide to find his way out of the dark forest. Coach Jorowindian offerd the oger his assistance but for a prize! The oger was forced to be one of the takeouts for the coach new team! Borgro dident think more about it and gladly accepted the deal. The coach did infact hold his end of the bargin and showed the oger to the nearest town.

A week later Borgro showed up for the tryouts and found himself to be the only oger there! Then he became very suspicius of coach Jorowindian and what was going on in that place. Mayby that meeting with the coach was not so accidential afterall? But not thinking anything more at it the oger got himself a helemt and began to play. The only thing he thinks of sometimes though is excactly how long he is going to be in this tryout thing?

Update! 2003-09-08
Borgro was a well played card from the coach's side. In his beginning match he crippled one dwarf and killed another. High expectations is now layed on the big player, but we sure dubt that he will understand it!

Update! 2003-10-01
When playing against the team Humlorna Borgro beat his personal record in casulties. It now stands at four in one match!