Thought to be the illigitimate son of the infamous Dastardly Dorf Superstar Perverse, Guenter refuses to discuss his own parentage at all, demonstrating his exhaustive vocabulary when the topic is raised.

On field he is a typical Dorff, short, brutal and as hard as pulling a hangnail out with false teeth, but he also demonstrates rather un-dwarf like levels of agility and ball handling skills.

Guenter appears to be another legend in the making, carving a path of blood and injuring a few kneecaps and reputations on his way to the SWL Hall of Fame.