No-one has told Blasphemy about the curse on position number 1. His life expectancy doesn't go much past his first game, so he wanders around blissfully unaware of the other players sniggering behind his back, whilst placing bets.

Blasphemy is a low point in the life of the team. He is the first player to get a nasty skill, as he is fed up of watching his fellow players get stamped on.

Vengence has appeared in all but one game for the team, and that was missed due to his pet rabbit having a sniffle that day, so Vengence thought it best to stay at home and nurse him better

Falsehood has reliably informed the team that he is an ex-demi god, sent forth to bring a reign of terror unto his enemies, the like of which has never been seen before, and upon completion of his task, he will be elevated to the position of head-chaos god, and even Slann shall bow down and worship him..........

..............No they didn't believe him either

The endless supply of beastmen with aggressive names, and no ability to actually hurt some-one continues, Violence has been known to get angry if his pin cushion collection gets disturbed though.

It has been a long time since the 'Lords of Sin' have had a rookie chaos warrior to play about with. This has lead to many a practical joke in the dressing room, the most famous of which was the 'Tell Khorne that Sacrilige thinks he is a wuss'. This lead to much hilarity, and once Sacrilige got out of the depths of chaos, with much of his skin flayed from his body, even he had a chuckle to himself.

Luckily this has lead to yet another ugly git on the team.

One of the few players on the team to have casualty figures approaching double figures, sadly though it is more due to his disgusting looks the his impressive physique

Loathing met Covetous on a goat porn internet chat room, and upon hearing of this other use for his favourite limb, decided to join the team, only time will tell if Loathing will be as good as his master

Unfortunatly all his extra curriculum activities with his extra large apendage has left him too tired to run as fast as he used to.

Damnation hopes to get us ugly as the rest of the team as quickly as possible, but until then he contents himself with poking his tongue out at boys, and pulling girls' pig-tails, then running away

Shame has arrived at the team desperatly seeking to block the secret history of his past. Nobody knows what his secret is, but it is rumoured to involve goats, 2 mice and a stick of celery

Pain by name, pain by nature, pain in the arse that is, yet another of the teams drug fueled adreniline junkies, so busy flexing their muscles that they forget to hurt people.

Destruction thinks his name sounds big and hard, so doesn't like to tell people that he was actually christianed 'Desmond'