First game he is the superstar, surviving a toss by a troll and landing on his feet to run in a one turn TD. Loved by the fans he was rewarded with the MVP.

But sadly all the excitement and instant fame was too much for Oritz, who succumed to the temptations of drugs and loose squigs. He does not play as often as he once did, his dedication replaced by a haze of addiction.

Truly as sad a story as has ever been told.