Jujubes was picked up by accident. We meant to press 177 to get the Reese's Peanut Butter cup to replace our long lost Reese S. Piece who retired due to significant injuries, but I guess someone pressed 077 instead. We'll just put him out there and see what he's made of.

Baby Ruth was hired after our team suffered the devastating loss of Bear Claw against the Dirty Birdies.

Big Red cost the team an extra touchdown against the Blood Squad by trying to dazzle the crowd with his short passing ability. Unfortunately, his pass went wide of his target and left the team scrambling for the ball as the clock ticked down. He is under professional review by our coaching staff (the janitor).

With the eyes of the coaching staff on him like a spotlight, Big Red proved his mettle against the Vlad Tenesh vampires. A foul in the first half kept the vampire's offensive line at bay, but wasn't quite enough to stop them from scoring. With this added pressure to achieve, he took it upon himself to snatch up the ball not once, but TWICE, racing for the end zone and two touchdowns in one game, giving the team the win and selling quite a few packs of gum in the process. He swore after the game that he had improved and would be a valuable player. Hopefully he will be able to fill a new role in the team as a short pass receiver.

A bold charge through enemy lines into the end zone scored Junior Mints his first skill. The Dirty Birdies couldn't keep him down!

Although he hasn't made it into our record books yet, Mr. Pibb is already a fan favorite for his use of Goblins as weapons rather than as teammates!

A true scrimmager, Dr. Pepper plants himself firmly on the front line in every drive. He takes pride in his ability to keep opponents out of our end of the field. When asked what kind of doctor he is, Pepper replied, "I like sausage and bacon."

The beastly Mountain Dew has promised us at the time of his signing that he would inflict a casualty in every match we play, no matter the risk to himself.
After successfully fulfilling that promise against the Blood Squad and the Dirty Birdies, he's shown that he's more than just talk.

After the game against the Vlad Tenesh vampires, Mountain Dew was approached for comment about his failure to achieve a casualty. He scratched his head and said something about a banana split. These Ogres were never good at being consistent.

Pepsi Twist tries to put himself on the line of scrimmage as much as possible, because he wants to be the first on the other side of the pitch to have more fresh targets to choose from.

After two games, Mug has established himself as our dominant hitter. Along with Mountain Dew, he has scored an injury against an opponent in each game, and he is tied with Mr. Pibb for most blocks thrown. Although we have only played two games, Mug seems to be the go-to man when you want to hit someone.

The streak continued after facing off against the Vlad Tepesh vampires. A thrull stood in his way and had to be stepped on. The bloody fight resulted in his learning to stride through opponents by Breaking Tackles.