Sourash the Wight is the #1 Jersey Wearer for the Brainz Truzt Bruizerz, and he tries to live (is that unlive?) to the honour by Causing as Much Splattered Gore as Possible...

Good at Tearing Flesh, and Smashing Heads, the Simple Pleasures in Death keep him going...

Kilosa is rare for a Wight... He has once overcome his obscene hatred for the Living to Score a Touchdown against the Midgets from the Moot Halfling Team...

He sees that as a Weakness in himself, and has redoubled efforts to Eviscerate Opposing Players whenever Possible...

Unofficial Captain of the Brainz Truzt Bruizerz, Hynothep the Ancient has studied Theories of Bloodbowl since even before his Mummification...

Unfortunately, he's not the Sharpest Tool in the Shed (indeed, he's the poor unfortunate saw which was left out in the yard last spring and lost in the long grass) and all of his years of study have boiled down to "Smack Around as many people as Possible...." - Which, for a Mummy Linesman, works surprisingly well this day and age...

Sokarna the Decrepit bears the title of "Recruitment Officer" after his second Match with the Ramazon's Team. After the Brainz Truzt were defeated 1-3 in their First Match, he recognized one of the Touchdown Scorers from that Match, and went over to reintroduce himself...

In his Words, She was Pretty enough, but would look better with her Head on Backwards - so he helped her out with that........

Thanks to the Work of Sorkana, "Amy" is now becoming a favourite Member of the Brainz Truzt, and his popularily has soared because of it...

When not Feasting on the Quivering Flesh of the Living, Devas the Hungry prefers to take an Active role in the Bloodball team, usually skirting the Flanks, looking for the Sick and Injured to devour mercilessly...

Well, he sees it as Mercy...

Plus he's Hungry...

Real Hungry...

Before his Ghoulification, Kornda the Vile was a theif of some reknown, who has simply changed focus from lifting purses to lifting the Ball...

And Babies...

Tender, Juicy Babies.........

Uras is a recent recruit to the Brainz Truzt, Raised from the Dead specifically to enhance their Running and Passing Game... So far, he has yet to shine, spending most of his time Chewing on the Delicious Flesh of Halflings and Amazons more than Running about...

Radaga the Starving holds the illustrious Honour of the first ever member of the Brainz Truzt to actually Score a Touchdown... He was more dissapointed with it than anything - when he got to the Endzone, he found out he was actually Carrying a Hard Leather ball, rather than that Halfling Baby he thought he'd swiped from the Crowd on his way down to the Field...

He's a Ghoul, what do you expect?

Putting the Desire for Brains into the Brainz Truzt, the first Member of the Living Impaired was originally an Umpire of the Game of Bloodbowl, who once made a call against a Kroxigor...

He learned.

Putting the Desire for Brains into the Brainz Truzt, the Second Member of the Brainz Truzt Trio (now Quartet) is particularily Violent. No-one really knows why this is, its just accepted as good for his Career... The last 3 Reporters who asked him that question were never seen intact again...

They were seen again though...

I still have Nightmares...

He's a Zombie.

He wants Brains...

What more do you want, his Horoscope?

Formerly of the Ramazon's Team, Amy "Retired" from that team and Joined the Brainz-Truzt-Bruizerz after a Mummy decided she would be prettier if her head was on Backwards.... Sorkana the Decrepit recognized her from a previous game, in which she had Scored a Touchdown against the Brainz Truzt, and promptly paid his respects the only way a Violent Mummy knows how...

Her first act as a member of the Living Impaired was to foul her old Teammate and Lineswoman, Krystal, starting a bitter Enmity between her and the entire Ramazon's Team...

Now devoid of Life, but lookin' Fantastic in Unlife, Amy continues to follow her Dream of being a Bloodbowl Champion... Only now, she's added "Brains" to her list of Desires...