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Failure is not the End
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Throat
#1
Beast
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
9
B
111
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
23
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
59
XPP
0
SPP
59
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Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Loner
Mighty Blow
Nurgle's Rot
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Tentacles
Block
Break Tackle
Pro
Tackle
Throat has been inspired by the likes of Zucchini and Drakk Painhoove, he likes to hit things, and he likes it when they go 'splatt'.
He feels this is best epitomised by the skull but has overcome his obsession with the motif and has been encouraged to search for a new one.
Mostly he has been searching for one in the bloodstains he creates on the field. The more blood he can spill the more likely he'll find what he's looking for.

286 casualties to match Drakk...
Scrape
#2
Beast
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
9
R
11
B
102
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
25
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
58
XPP
0
SPP
58
Injuries
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Skills
Disturbing Presence
Foul Appearance
Loner
Mighty Blow
Nurgle's Rot
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Tentacles
Block
Claw
Pro
Tackle
Scrape is an unlikely fan of the natural world. Many might consider him stupid when he stares vacantly into the air instead of hitting the unfortunate opponent next to him. Scrape is not stupid however, he is simply enchanted by the flight of birds, they can fly just like many creatures of the warp, yet nothing from the warp has the same avian grace.
Beware all of you that might ridicule his obsession however! In some manner, which baffles us as much as the reader, Scrape has begun taking after the objects of his affection, he now sports a large claw-like appendage, not unlike those of a bird. We are now watching in case a beak should develop.
 
Compact
#3
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
11
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Gobbet
#4
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
123
B
24
P
0
F
1
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
3
Mvp
1
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Big Hand
Sprint
Gobbet is possibly the player most aware of his short stature and has no illusions about toppling Zug or Ramtut on the pitch. He'd rather make a name for himself as a playmaker and touchdown scorer, much to the chagrin of many of his teammates.
 
Torch
#5
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
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Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Dogsbody
#6
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
15
P
0
F
0
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Dirty Player
Dogsbody has had it with with running errands for the other nurglings. He'll show them who's boss.
But maybe later... When they're sleeping... Yes... Or if someone falls over, yeah, a good dig in the ribs then would be good...
 
Scrimp
#7
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
24
B
16
P
0
F
1
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Scrimp shows at least some of the Failure crew are serious about what they do. Another match, another touchdown, another pat on the back for Scrimp. Happy days.
Birth
#8
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
 
Numero
#9
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
2
B
21
P
0
F
3
G
14
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Fandango
#11
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
17
B
31
P
0
F
0
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Fandango likes to dance, and he finds music in pretty much everything. He's not very good at it mind. Many mistake his wild flailing for an attempt to bring an opposing player to the ground, including the coach it would seem.
 
Grope
#12
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
46
B
44
P
0
F
3
G
13
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
3
Td
2
Mvp
3
GPP
29
XPP
0
SPP
29
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
+ST
Diving Tackle
Fame, it's all about the fame. Those MVPs are what Grope wants. It doesn't matter whether it's for scoring touchdowns or a critical tackle on an opposing reciever, Grope simply wants the recognition that is was HIS role in the match that was vital.
Elephantine
#13
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
8
B
38
P
-3
F
3
G
13
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
 
Hagglekor
#14
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
7
B
15
P
2
F
1
G
9
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Diving Tackle
With only a little subtle persuasion Hagglekor made the dramatic decision to leave the Halfling Berserkers II and join us instead. Of course seeing most of his old teammates in the casualty boxes had nothing to do with it.
Humbug
#15
Nurgling
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
20
P
0
F
2
G
12
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Nurgle's Rot
Regeneration
Stunty
Some 'aggressive negotiation' convinced Humbug to quit Pyg'n Mix It Up and join Failure Is Not The End instead.
We hope he'll be very happy here.