In the dreary hillside of Baranya youngster males have to
score with a kroxigor to reach man's estate. Sadly there
are some wretched fellas who lose their mind therefore.

Skynet is sleeping, but there are disturbing signs of a dark
future. On the 2nd April 2003 a pocket calculator became
self-aware and began his world famous blood bowl career.

There was a moonless night in Nachtburg when he was
brought into this world. From that time he is ad infinitum
doomed to sitting in his armchair and dealing with morons.

Cold weather, monotonic landscape, plain gastronomy
based on snails and utter lack of sexual activity make
dreaded coaches out of Jacques Cartier's descendants.

Hear me now oh thou bleak and unbearable world,
thou art base and debauched as can be -
and a knight with his banners all bravely unfurled
now hurls down his gauntlet to thee.