Stronginthearm, or Strong-Arm to his friends, is the heaviest hitter on the Right-Short-Stuff squad. After injuring a troll in his second game, he has recieved the respect of opponents time and again as they refuse to mark up against him at the line of scrimmage. With the addition of minotaur Driam to hold the center of the line, Stronginthearm looks to begin a chase of the record number of injuries caused over the course of a career.

A player who's career might be over before it truely began, Flyboy scored a game winner off a brilliant run, only to be injured on the following drive. With a crippled knee, he's been forced into a reserve roll as a lineman.

A hobgoblin with near magical hands, Ulmchuck Hrath currently leads the Right-Short-Stuff for receptions and ball recoveries. While many of his opponenets have cried out about what they claim was glue Ulmchuck applies before games, he claims it is mearly horse's hoves he boils for good luck...

Chasing Ulmchuck Hrath in the quest to lead the team in ball handling is Kram Groth. With a stunning game against the Little League Swampers, Kram has suddenly jumped into the limelight as a nimble runner and intelligent blitzer.