Pat is a nice guy. Even though he looks like the kinda guy you don't want to leave alone with your sister...or your mom...hell even your dad, he truely is a good man who would have you back....... For lunch I mean. Look at him. He looks hungry. HUN-GRY!

Gerrad works at a video store with his girlfriend Sandy. They both think Brad Pitt is hot.

Kyle's a chip of the old block. And by old block I mean "one ugly ass dude". This guy likes it when he's at your house and your dog tries to hug his leg. You know what I'm saying?.......C'mon you know.

When Guy isn't playing bb, he's out cruising the town......in a V W bug delivering pizza. Which really sucks cause his face looks like one. A real greasy one with small peices of bacon sprinkled all over it. Yeah it sucks to be Guy.

Dilbert's favorite music is Morissy and the Cure. He often is seen looking into the stars at night or writing in his diary...oops...I mean journal.

This guy was destined to die a virgin.... till he went to mexico where his uncle Luke bought him a hooker cause he thought he should "become a man".

Wayne is a master on the computer. He can hack into any computer system on the planet. If only he could hack into a girls pants, then he would have a reason to live.

Believe it or not Gunner is the only guy on the team who actually passed phys ed. His step dad was also head of the athletics department in his home town so....well...you know.

Paul likes to paint models of airplanes that he buys with his paper route money. He once delivered to Halle Berry's house for 4 months straight till one of those pesky "restraining orders" showed up on his doorstep.

Dennis likes to eat big macs during shop class. His favorite show is the A team cause he idolizes Mr. T's ability to make a car crushing machine outta a lawnmower, a work bench and a ford truck in any given garage in north america.

What can I say about Chucky?....Well nothing really. This dude is lame, lame. I mean really lame. Put it this way, if you were a transformer....this guy would be a go-bot. Damn straight!

This dude is the kinda guy who would never admit he farted to anyone but c'mon, this dude has to rip at least one a hour. Well that depends...does 4 pounds of bacon in one sitting give you gas?

Holy crap.... Earl..... Jeez. What can I say about Earl? C'mon look at him. I think you can decide for yourself what kinda guy Earl is. Man it's hard to write this and not laugh when I look at his picture. He's the type of guy who went to the school dance and did his homework in the corner.........alone.