With his Clarks shoes of winklepicking (+3) The captain of the Robbing Hoodz not only dazzles with his turn of speed but packs a nasty kick in the shins as well. Quick and durtee is his game.

This happy go lucky character (and former court jester) isnt the usual type of man to be attracted to the sport of blood bowl beeing somehwhat of a pacifist... Unfortunately his love of all things shiny has landed him in serious trouble and hes on the run.

Making use of his juggling skills as a jester this man now throws for the Robbing Hoodz, and they keep him sheltered from his former employers.

A gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue
He does the locomotion like Kylie Minogue
He's got the strength of ten, like a maniac
And hes also identified as Spring-heeled Jack

Whoa, here he comes, watch out, son, he'll rip you off
Whoa, here he comes, he's a money grabbing badger from Newport

Just like Jack The Ripper, he'll do you up a kipper
And he's like a highway man holding up a newborn nipper
He's smarter than Sherlock Holmes, alright, he beats Taggart
"I'm dapper, refined and I like deep fried maggot"

Malics my name, bloodbowls my game.
If you dont give me your ball then i will inflict pain...
To your genitals! No kids, that'd be a shame
And i guarantee you'll never walk the same!

The chavster never knew his parents having been abandoned outside Middenheim Asda's on a dark stormy night. Its questionable whether both mother and father were human for he looks like a beastman crossbread with his hairy Knuckles sunken eyes and bad taste in clothing.

They say looks can be deceiving, but not in this mans case! He would sooner gob on you than talk to you and on the bloodbowl pitch his favourite pastime is kicking people when they are already down.

Special move:- unleashing his mullet from beneath his hat to stun opponents. He likes to thinks hes " a bad mother"

If a crimes been committed, Perpz can usually be found within the vicinity.....

Jonwah, son of Ronwah 3rd Earl of the viscount of the baby eating bishop of bath and wells.

When not selling stolen goods, the fence can usually be found running away with them at great speed from the rozzas. A lifetime of practice of being on the run has made him a natural ball carrier in bloodbowl.

Conman Extraordinaire. No con to low or degrading for this man. From releiving old age pensioners of their soiled undergarments and selling them on unwashed to the unsuspecting public, to stealing babies bottles and improvising them into a b0ng for sale to pre-school pot heads.

A man of no morals...especially on the pitch.