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Laurentian Paladins
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Zacharias Witchbane
#1
Blitzer
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
12
B
21
P
-2
F
0
G
4
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Side Step
+MA
'Wind Sprints. Lots of 'em. Till you puke'-- quoted in the magazine Woodland Express when asked how he managed to get his speed up during a game,
Cyclone Dancingfist
#2
Catcher
MA
8
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
9
B
9
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
3
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Catch
Nerves of Steel
Block
Recently divorced due to his constant circuit-travelling on the Blood Bowl Ranked tour. Laughed off concerns about how it might affect his playing abilities by juggling seven squigs.

Calm deep blue ocean
Catching ball in way of harm
Dodge and score or bleed
 
Merit Nevermiss
#3
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
41
B
12
P
-1
F
0
G
4
Cp
6
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
+MA
Another Elf that has benefited from Coach Onionkings harsh regime of daily wind sprints. 'Nightly ones too' - said Merit Nevermiss 'on those occasions we lose. 'So we hate stallers that keep us from at least tying the game.'
Fealthern Northwind
#4
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
5
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Standing on the line
Ogre, Minotaur and Troll
Dodge their blows or die
 
Manewyr Griffonleg
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
4
B
16
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
One more turn to go
Bodies piled mountain-high
Find the ball and run
Sithwe Longchain
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
19
B
16
P
0
F
1
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Just had some coffee
Now I'm ready and buzzing
Don knuckledusters
 
Lanor Woundhealer
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
0
B
8
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Will I retire
Niggled or injured somehow
Or does death await
Cavel Brightcity
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
24
B
7
P
-2
F
0
G
4
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Guard
The other option on the Paladin's to wind sprints is to hit the weight room and practice bouncing off large tackle dummies.
 
Valley Bluedragon
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
9
B
10
P
-2
F
0
G
4
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
11
XPP
0
SPP
11
Injuries
 
Skills
Guard
Get to the weight room
Or you'll be doing wind sprints
Don't you like Guard skill?
Stance Ogrebane
#10
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
8
B
10
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Blood pooled on the pitch
A twitching player lies there
Yes, a job well done
 
Trauma Sharpblow
#11
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
6
B
1
P
-1
F
0
G
4
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Chop block to the knees
Shoulder smash and elbow snap
The line of scrimmage
Honor Goldenriver
#12
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
6
B
5
P
10
F
0
G
2
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Aerodynamic
Spiralling so gracefully
No! Intercepted
 
Jebediah Wizardfoe
#13
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Side Step
Life on an elf team
Danger, glory, hot cheerleaders
For sure worth the blood