True to his heroic heretige, Mio slaughtered a minotaur that tried to eat him in his third game. Lucky for the 'taur, Haarg Garn has good skills when it comes to bringing players back from the dead.

Got tripped by a no good, stinkin, foul undead while attempting to score a TD. No one knows what made him try to do that. After this incident he often stays in the dugout, sulking.