Yo Momma was once mistaken for an escaped hospital patient wandering around the streets of Cairo with only her bandages to protect her!

Yo poppa, husband of Yo Momma and all around good guy, jeez he's quite a guy, loves children, gives flowers to his mum, and casues chaos and confusion wherever he goes!
Poppa distinguished himself in his first game by murdering one of the opposing team(losers on patrol) who was subsequently ressurected as a zombie, ah, the agaony and the exstasy!

Soul singer, killer of hobitts, despoiler of glenns!

ghould are known for their skills in puns....although no-pun sesame hates them all!

Is he a dog biscuit, is he a skeleton, does anyone care???

Yorrick has vowed that if any shakespearian actors try to pick him up he'll bite their arms Off!
Despite being a lazy bastard with very few redeeming qualities he was picked as man(?) of the match twice in a row....other players have grumbled about him being the 'Coaches Pet'

Wighterthan Wight woke up one night to find his head was missing,
luckily he found it in a jar next to the bed with his teeth. He's a forgetful old sould but he is 900 years old so give him a break...
despite his missing head he has gone from strength to stregth, bullying his opponents and leading the team from the front!

Armless Arry asnt got any arms, he's mostly armless but has a nasty bite.
He once lived in Malton (www.urbandead.com) but got scared of humans and sick of spending day after day ripping barricades down.
Luckily his brother managed the Urban Deadheads and he suddenly miraculously got a job,oooh he's a spawny get!

Garry shambling has yet to distinguish himself on the bloodied field but who knows, maybe a commentator can become a hero, staranger things have happened in the topsy turvy world of blood bowl.

Glenn was bought a little after the season started to shore up the offense of these shamling rotters....

What a steal, literally, a murdered player stolen from my friend chumpmonkey, in our first game, my Mummies dont know their own strength!