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Granite Oblivion Again
Sure Hands
Thick Skull
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Pro
Sporin has quickly become a fan favorite in the halls of the Dwarven Kings. This guy has run in 5 TD this season and is likely to be nominated for Beard of the year if he keeps on scoring.
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Thick Skull
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Morin is one ugly squat. Added the fact that he is useless at Bloodbowl, noting his 10 game streak with 0/0/0/0/0 stats.
His only inclusion in the team is that Granite's coach has been paid a very hefty sum to play Morin every game possible by Morin's family.
As the eldest son Morin gets to inherit the entire family Gemstone mining buisness, and seeing as he is a complete ugly, useless, dimwitted squat his family hopes he gets killed on the Astrogranite, at least giving Morin some Kudos.
Morins brother Korin can then take over the buisness (Korin is a tall - for a dwarf - handsome bugger who could sell Snow to the Norse)
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Thick Skull
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Granites leading smasher with 4 CAS to his name. Even though this guy is slow, he has a habit of sneaking up on opponents and smashing them into the Astogranite.
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Thick Skull
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Corin is tying with Norin at the moment fot the kudos of leading CAS scorer. Corin is slightly ahead though due to his more appealing styled beard.
Also it helps the the Granite female fan club (affectionately know as the Granite Lumps) have voted him an MVP award.
Nothing should be taken away however the fact that Corin is a lethal short arsed Bastard.
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Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
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Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
Piling On
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Dauntless
Frenzy
Thick Skull
Mighty Blow
Orin has defied the Dwarven Gods and received an MVP award, despite being at that moment - Useless. He had only played 3 games as most of his time had been spent injured, the last being a self inflicted broken neck.
Pundits seem to think that his MVP was awarded because his mum was standing behind the awards panel with the biggest Axe this side of Karak Durm.
After a severe kick up his arse by his mentor Demonslayer Hurak Chaostounger, Orin has turned himself around and become a CAS power house, causing 3 in his last two games.
After his last game against the Ice Jarls Dwarven team, Orin has proven himself to yet again to be the squashiest Troll Slayer in the Dwarven kingdom, not content with his previous broken neck, he has now managed to get him self a damaged spine giving him a severe niggle.
To his credit, Orin will continue to play BloodBowl in the hope of a honorable death.