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Big 'Urt
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Grub da Smasha
#1
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
13
B
128
P
0
F
0
G
16
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
n, n
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Block
Guard
Grub's passion in life is ultra violence, and a position in the Big 'Urt is the best that could have happened to him!

Sadly Grub is getting old and sometimes his niggling injuries keeps him off the pitch. But this basher won't be retired until he dies on the pitch!

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Got a bullshit niggle during one of my countless dice rapes. Yeah, the apo failed. We all knew it would...
Suffered a concussion on a failed block in turn 1 vs Achieving Nirvana
Age niggled on 2nd skill roll

<b>Matches missed due to niggling injuries:</b>
Big Lump
#3
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
12
B
106
P
0
F
1
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
8
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
29
XPP
0
SPP
29
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
Piling On
Big Lump is more fat than muscular and rarely takes a step if he doesn't need to. He has a fondness of letting his obese body fall on top of his opponents, using his body weight to cause severe injuries.

Big Lump became a crowd favourite in his debut match, where he sprinted in a TD from half the field, to the cheering crowds amusement.

<b>Fatalities</b>
Small Steven, skryre slave - Mini Rats
Bhraal "Skeletor", skeleton - Journey To The Graveyard
 
Smug da Stompa
#4
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
2
B
100
P
0
F
0
G
17
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
Guard
Smug enjoys stomping things, and according to rumors the gits arranged for him to play for the Big 'Urt to get him and his big iron forged boots out of the way of their runts. He loves being in the thick of battle and is an excellent LOS player.

Smug lost an eye when he was fouled by a group of the Achieving Nirvana halflings. "Dem gotz all Odysseus on Booma", the ogre said, surprising bystanders with his knowledge of epic myths.

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Lost an eye on a foul vs Achieving Nirvana
Booma
#5
Ogre
MA
6
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
3
B
53
P
0
F
0
G
7
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
+MA
After the Big 'Urt got beaten by another ogre team they realized what they had been missing...mo' of da big unz! So they ransacked the neighbourhood and found Booma. The young ogre is slimmer and faster than his teammates and after scoring a touch down against Animositisomina the fans believe they might have a future scorer in their ranks.

<b>Fatalities</b>
Garve, halfling - Achieving Nirvana
 
Brikk da Busta
#6
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
12
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Brikk used to play for <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=311564">Da Big Stomp</a>, an unsuccesful ogre team that retired before they really got started. After a long time away from the Blood Bowl pitches Brikk is back though, ready to bust skulls again!
Booga'
#7
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
104
B
31
P
0
F
1
G
18
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
2
Td
4
Mvp
2
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block
Diving Tackle
When Booga' isn't preoccupied with having his finger up his nose he guards the flanks for the Big 'Urt. While hardly strong enough to stop anything Booga's speciality is to throw himself in death defying leaps between the legs of his opponents, hoping to bring them down with his whole body mass.

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Scored a TD in the debut match of Orcland Wooden Shield 11/06
Broke his jaw vs Frankensteins Revenge
 
Jinx da Dodgy
#8
Goblin
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
172
B
37
P
1
F
1
G
18
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
7
Mvp
0
GPP
22
XPP
0
SPP
22
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+ST
Catch
Jinx is the best goblin on the team, mainly because of his unnatural strength. Although small in stature the fierce goblin has the strength of an orc, and with his natural agility he is hard to bring down. Because of his physique Jinx is often the team ball runner, but also works well on defense.

<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Scored a TD in the debut match of Orcland Wooden Shield 11/06
Klod da Next in Kin
#9
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
10
B
12
P
1
F
2
G
15
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Klod is next in kin to Mukk, who in turn was cousin to Fungus, who owed the orcs money. With the shroom farmer Fungus killed in his debut match and Mukk crippled after two games very little money had been accumulated. Thus Klod, known on the pitch as da Next in Kin, had to enroll in the team to work off the debt.

To make things worse Klod was forced to take the role of interceptor, meaning that he must throw himself at his almost exclusively stronger opponents in the desperate hope of bringing them down with him.
 
Meep da Bat
#10
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
71
B
25
P
8
F
0
G
17
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
19
XPP
0
SPP
19
Injuries
n
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Side Step
Sure Feet
It is often said that "Meep da Bat iz a clever git". He has constructed his own bat wing suit to be able to glide past the opponents after being catapulted by the ogres.

Sadly the little gobbo was bitten by a ghoul in the 187 Murder Cup, and infected by some horrible disease unknown to the living. Meep will never get rid of the fevers and pains, and sometimes it prevents him from playing.

<b>Achievements & Happenings</b>
Got bitten by an infected ghoul in the Second Murder Cup

<b>Matches missed due to niggling injuries:</b>
Jub da Stoopid
#11
Ogre
MA
5
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
113
P
0
F
0
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
 
Skills
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Guard
Jub is stupid even for being an ogre, something that puts him slightly below rocks, staplers and ham in the intelligence index.
 
Koopah
#12
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Wikkah
#13
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Wikkah used to play for Dem Feralz, a team of forest goblins that were quickly dismantled due to their weakness. The goblin shaman revered the great wind spirit Ukh-Hutza and applied to the Big 'Urt in an attempt to get thrown into the skies to come closer to his god.