Koaches log:
Blitzz is de chief of de Blitzers, kause 'es' de biggest and de strongest of de lot. 'e says run, de boyz run. 'e says jump, de boyz jump. 'e says kill, hehe, de boyz kill!

Blitzz Boss 'as been known to bring 'im some knuckledusters to da game. 'e uses em quite effektively, too.

Koaches log:
Dis boy imprezzed me by killin' more recruits den any udder boy. We kin use one like 'im on de team, if de 'oomies kan keep enuf boyz on de field for 'im to chop! Haha!

Koaches log:
Diz onez a bit weedy, 'e'll chop a boy, den run all over de place. Luckily, 'e usually runz in de right direction, so 'e can play. For now.

Fightz iz a real Pro!

Koaches log:
Lineboss is da biggest and de strongest of de Lineboyz. Dey stand where he say, and dey stomp who he say.

Seems Lineboss 'as taken a cue from 'iz fellow boyz, and iz makin all de Lineboyz learn ta Block like a Blitzer. Whuteva. I'z just da Koach.

Lineboss iz slown' down in 'iz old age. Ta make up fer it, 'e kin Dodge like a runty git!

Koaches log:
I'z almost washed dis boy out kause 'e eats more den 'e's wurf, but den agin, kaint no one run around 'im either. Eatz M. even 'ad trubble pikkin 'im up. Datz a big boy!

Koaches log:
'e's dum even for an Ork, but 'e can pummel de udder boyz into de ground. 'e'll do.

Oi! Bonecrunch 'as been 'anging out wit de Blitzerz too much, and tinks 'ez onea dem now.

Koaches log:
Krikky! Dis one wanted in just kause 'e could stomp some 'oomies. Datz all right an good, but I'z told 'im 'e 'ad to stomp some udder boyz too. 'e said datz ok, so 'e's in.

Koaches log:
I'z not sure which iz worse: 'is bite, or 'is bref. Eider one kan kill, so 'e's one of my boyz.

Grimtoof finally tuk Lineboss' advize an' learnt ta Block

Koaches Log:
We gotz ol' Tarfingers kuz 'e wuz alwayz wit 'is 'ands in de tar pits, fishin' out stuff. Seems de tar never goes 'way now, so's 'e'll do for katchin.

Tarfingers seen 'iz buddy Gobbo splat, now 'e works twize az 'ard. 'e kin katch purty gud.

Koaches log:
Oi! Dis boy kan throw! I'z neva seen no Ork throw like dat. 'e kills 'oomies wif a ball dat dont even got no spikey bitz on it!

Aftur 'is furst game, Squig seems ta trow de ball a bit betta. Good Squig! Dats what wez likes ta see!

Koaches log:
Uh. 'e said 'e wanted in. 'e's bigger den me, and looked like 'e might eat me if I'z said no.

De Big Guy has shown some promise against sum Norse 'oomies. 'e'z a blockin fool now.