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G-Town Harlots
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Mighty Blow
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Harriet McLeans has learned a trick or two from her days as a street walker and was a natural choice as a blitzer. She has grown into a key player with her ability to chase opponents down and deliver punches that would have made her old pimp teary eyed with pride.
<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Smashed her hand badly in the semi-final of OCCS Middenheim Challenge 1/08, but was saved by the apothecary.
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Mighty Blow
The widely popular Lady Pain, dominatrix at the Ace of Spades, is not unaccustomed to using brute force and was a natural choice as a blitzer. She is a key player for the Harlots and with her strength she can keep even the toughest opponents down.
<b>Achievements & Happenings</b>
Scored a TD in the first round of the Antipodal Regional Shield 02/09
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Craig, human lineman - Generic Team
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Candi Kane kept herself in shape for her pole dancing act by taking kick boxing lessons. She has developed into a skillful player that can both lend a hand in the LOS and work alone as a blitzer.
Candi's appearance would have forever been scarred in the opening round of the Antipodal Regional Shield, when her eye got torn out by an ogre, but the apothecary made an impressive job of saving it for her and all that is visible is a small scar by the edge of the eye.
<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Scored 3 casualties in the match against Elf in Tights
Scored the winning TD in the first round of Middenheim Challenge 01/08
Would have lost an eye if not for the apo in Antipodal Regional Shield 02/09
Sugar is built like a real athlete despite being a street walker and took on the role as blitzer for the G-Town Harlots. Her speed made her an important player for the Harlots, but unfortunately she suffered a crippling hip injury when mauled by an ogre in the Antipodal Regional Shield and her edge when it comes to running is forever lost.
<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Suffered a groin sprain in the first round of the Middenheim Challenge 01/08
Smashed her hip when mauled by an ogre in Antipodal Regional Shield 02/09
Nok learned accuracy from the widely popular ping-pong shows in her hometown Bangkok. If you don't know what it is, don't ask...
Nok was trampled by a treeman early in her career and fractured her leg badly. She will never be fully recovered from the injury and her career is allready fading, but a dirty girl is worth keeping around for as long as possible.
Nok has suffered a string of serious injuries and most players would have been forced into retirement after being so crippled, but as long as the Thai vixen is ready to apply her high heels to sensitive places she will be kept on the team.
<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Broke her neck on a foul in the semi-final of OCCS Middenheim Challenge 1/08
Broke her collar bone on a gang foul in the Antipodal Regional Shield 02/09
<b>Matches missed due to niggling injury:</b> 1
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Nerves of Steel
Agile like few others, the pole dancer Buns should make an excellent catcher. She has never allowed the howls and slaps on the back distract her and that kind of focus is a big asset on the pitch as well.
<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Scored the winning TD in the second round of Middenheim Challenge 1/08
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Bunny is a slim, bouncy blonde that is hard to get a hold of. A life time of avoiding the curious hands of her customers should make this stripper a good runner.
<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Scored a TD in the first round of Middenheim Challenge 01/08
Scored a TD in the 2nd round of Antipodal Regional Shield 02/09
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Sure Hands
The stripper Mona Yum had only tossed pieces of clothing into her audience, but the G-Town Harlots needed a new thrower and she was the least bad one available. She has quickly turned into a skillful thrower during her matches so far and often scores herself.
<b>Achievments & Happenings</b>
Scored a TD in the semi-final of OCCS Middenheim Challenge 1/08
Would have RIP'ed in the first round of the Antipodal Regional Shield 01/09 if not for the apothecary
Melanie Mounds takes great pride in being the most...well equipped player of the G-Town Harlots and anything that gets in the way of the opponents in the LOS is a plus!
<b>Acievments & Happenings</b>
Scored a TD in the second round of Middenheim Challenge 1/08
<b>Fatalities</b>
Flyin´McFly, goblin - Stompin Cru
Sweet and shy Angel will have to rely on her charm if she wants to survive long on the LOS.
Sister Mary caters to the needs of very imaginative customers and brings her nun uniform with her to the matches. She has developed into an excellent blitzer, with her speed and her ability to take down even the most agile opponents.
<b>Achievements & Happenings</b>
Scored a TD in the first round of the Antipodal Regional Shield 02/09
<b>Fatalities</b>
Manson, AG 4 skaven thrower - Waterdeep Ratskins
Sarah was the main attraction at the Legs Up strip club, but decided to leave her career as exotic dancer to pursue a Blood Bowl career. She joined the team after some rough tournaments and will hopefully turn the team around.
Carla Cleevage is a well stacked woman who took the place of the sadly deceased Lola Lipps. Unfortunately her surgically enchanced chest is taking a heavy toll on her back and she is not as agile as the other teammates. But she makes up for it by the appreciation she gets from the crowd!
<b>Achievements & Happenings</b>
Broke her neck in the first round of Antipodal Regional Shield 01/09
This Colombian beauty and adult magazine model is known for her beautiful skin tone and her lucious lips. Hopefully her charm can be used to persuade the referee to judge in the Harlots favor.
Donna Date is one of the most well known call girls in G-Town, her ads being posted in every telephone booth from Smut Peddler Street to the Moor. She joined the team for the second round of the Antipodal Regional Shield 02/09 and is an unproven card so far.