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Macc Lads
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The Beater
#1
Snow Troll
MA
5
ST
5
AG
1
AV
8
R
0
B
5
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Claw
Disturbing Presence
Frenzy
Loner
Wild Animal
Muttley McLad
#2
Berserker
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
164
P
0
F
0
G
21
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
11
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
37
XPP
0
SPP
37
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Frenzy
Jump Up
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Vocals, bass, lyrics.

Captain of the Macc Lads team, and currently best player.
 
Philip "Fast Fret" McCavity
#3
Berserker
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
2
B
139
P
0
F
0
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
12
XPP
0
SPP
12
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Frenzy
Jump Up
Guard (20k)
Guitar, backing vocals, vagrancy.
Al O'Peesha
#5
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
16
B
53
P
0
F
2
G
21
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
2
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
23
XPP
0
SPP
23
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Kick (20k)
Sure Hands (20k)
Guitar, flaky head.
Safe hands with a 4 pint pitcher of beer, which coincidentally is about the same size as a booodbowl ball.
 
Johnny Mard
#6
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
6
R
12
B
61
P
0
F
4
G
20
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
1
Mvp
0
GPP
9
XPP
0
SPP
9
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Tackle (20k)
Guitar.
Cheeky Monkey
#7
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
2
B
54
P
0
F
3
G
21
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Drums.
 
Stez Styx
#8
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
49
B
69
P
0
F
18
G
21
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
3
Mvp
3
GPP
28
XPP
0
SPP
28
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dirty Player (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Drums and violence.
Chorley the Hord
#9
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
45
P
0
F
5
G
21
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dirty Player (20k)
Drums, frilly cuffs and knitting.
 
Winston Dread
#10
Thrower
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
21
B
10
P
8
F
0
G
6
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Pass
Accurate (20k)
Drums and Jamaican vibes
Buboe
#11
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
18
B
72
P
-1
F
0
G
20
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Block
Guard (30k)
Kick (20k)
Backing vocals, lead vocals on "Uncle Knobby".
Enjoys being nekkid. (and shuffling)

Unfortunately an amazon took exception to his nekkidness and booted him in the knackers during the Mac Lads 2nd game. As a consequence he now cant run so quickly, in fact he shuffles rather than runs!

Using his finely honed shuffling skills he manages to get very close to his team mates, offering them plenty of assistance in tackles (guard)

With a johnny wilkinson style shuffle, body at 90 degrees to the ball he has now learned to expertly kick the ball!
 
Binbag
#13
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
14
B
49
P
0
F
11
G
18
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
1
Mvp
1
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dirty Player (20k)
Backing vocals, lead vocals on "Dan's Round Us Andbag".
Fond of Violence.
Miss Macclesfield
#14
Berserker
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
13
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Frenzy
Jump Up
I used to go out with her, she cooked me all my meals
Then one day she made it big, she won 'Miss Macclesfield'

She'll get fed-up with buffets, one day she'll come back
She knows that all the real men live in Macc
She'll tell me that she loves me and she hated living with toffs
I'll slip her a length, then I'll tell her: bugger off!
 
Mr Methane
#15
Catcher
MA
7
ST
3
AG
4
AV
7
R
138
B
36
P
0
F
1
G
15
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
12
Mvp
2
GPP
48
XPP
0
SPP
48
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
+AG (40k)
Dodge (20k)
Guard (30k)
other than the Macc Lads, Mr Methane is Macclesfield's only modern (but equally disgusting) claim to fame..
Tadpole
#16
Berserker
MA
6
ST
3
AG
2
AV
7
R
0
B
45
P
0
F
0
G
13
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
-ag
Skills
Block
Frenzy
Jump Up
Backing vocals.