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Macc Lads
Claw
Disturbing Presence
Frenzy
Loner
Wild Animal
Block
Frenzy
Jump Up
Guard (20k)
Mighty Blow (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Vocals, bass, lyrics.
Captain of the Macc Lads team, and currently best player.
Block
Frenzy
Jump Up
Guard (20k)
Guitar, backing vocals, vagrancy.
Block
Kick (20k)
Sure Hands (20k)
Guitar, flaky head.
Safe hands with a 4 pint pitcher of beer, which coincidentally is about the same size as a booodbowl ball.
Block
Dirty Player (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Drums and violence.
Drums, frilly cuffs and knitting.
Block
Pass
Accurate (20k)
Drums and Jamaican vibes
Block
Guard (30k)
Kick (20k)
Backing vocals, lead vocals on "Uncle Knobby".
Enjoys being nekkid. (and shuffling)
Unfortunately an amazon took exception to his nekkidness and booted him in the knackers during the Mac Lads 2nd game. As a consequence he now cant run so quickly, in fact he shuffles rather than runs!
Using his finely honed shuffling skills he manages to get very close to his team mates, offering them plenty of assistance in tackles (guard)
With a johnny wilkinson style shuffle, body at 90 degrees to the ball he has now learned to expertly kick the ball!
Backing vocals, lead vocals on "Dan's Round Us Andbag".
Fond of Violence.
I used to go out with her, she cooked me all my meals
Then one day she made it big, she won 'Miss Macclesfield'
She'll get fed-up with buffets, one day she'll come back
She knows that all the real men live in Macc
She'll tell me that she loves me and she hated living with toffs
I'll slip her a length, then I'll tell her: bugger off!
Block
Dauntless
+AG (40k)
Dodge (20k)
Guard (30k)
other than the Macc Lads, Mr Methane is Macclesfield's only modern (but equally disgusting) claim to fame..