Sober Suicide Junior is the only son of famous Bloodbowl Player Sober Suicide who accidentally died after trying to start a chainsaw. Senior Suicide was cut in half, but now his son continues playing on the bloody fields of Drakwald Forest.

Rippy Heartoff is the handsome one in the team. With his fiery red eyes he gets all the ork-chicks hot and ready. Eventhough he ain't much of a ballplayer he is still favored by the other teammates and gets time in the field.

Murda Moresnots is an aggressive orc with lots of hate for goblinoids. He used to play Snotball (strap a snotling into a ball and kick it) and is feared by all the snotling teammates. Some rumours say that Murda's Mom ran off with a goblin and left him and his dad all alone.

Bloody Seven is a skinny little wart, but for some unknown reason he seems to be the one doing all the work. Some orks say that Bloody Seven is actually a worshipper of Khorne. This would explain the odd rituals he goes through after every injury he causes.

Dummy Hillfiga is a rookie black orc with no talent what so ever. Time will show whether Dummy can be any use for the team or not.

Hardy Knockers used to be a star player in a famous Norse Orc Team called the Northern Orkhormones. For an unknown reason he came to Drakwald Forest two years ago and wanted to join the Snotling Suicide Squad eventhough he had far more experience and skill to join any orcish team around.

Beatem Dupiizis is a strange little puppy among the great Blacks. He came from the west - Bretonnia - and has a gayish bretonnian accent. Very uncommon to orcs, Beatem really likes flowers and getting tanned in the sun. Snotlings have given him a nickname "Ork Noir".

Smash Smash was hit in the head when he was young and it had longlasting effects. He is definitely the low-wittest son of a orkmother there is. But the coach has given him orders even Smash Smash can understand and follow through.
"Smash Smash. You go now. You smash smash 'em all."

Handy Handjob was the founder of Snotling Suicide Squad but was ran over by a horny minotaur. After his horrible death in the arms of the bull, his daughter Hannah Handjob took the place of her father. Eventhough Orcs never allow girlie-orks to step on the pitch, Hannah changed her name to Handy Handjob Jr. and noone could tell whether "he" was a girl or just a guy with mantits.

Tah Tah Kabut is a half-orc from the cold plains of Kislev. According to some, Tah Tah's mom was a human who just was so damn ugly that orcs adopted her into their clans.
Tah Tah has the speed and agility of humans and the strength of orcs which makes him an impressive bloodbowl player. Backbone of Snotling Suicide Squad.

She's the lady. Heart and soul of Snotling Suicide Squad. Just like the Goblins are the snack of SSS.