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Orks-wit-STDs
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Andy Warthole
#1
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
1
B
12
P
7
F
2
G
5
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
 
Skills
Andy Warthole used to be a great prospect for the future, but after experimenting with Warthogs he got himself STD that ruined his future. Only team interested of him was Orks-wit-STDs so Andy had no other choice but join the Warts.
He is a decent linemen, but could be much better. Recent depressive periouds take most of the juicy out of him.
Her Bees
#3
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
5
B
11
P
0
F
2
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Her Bees used to be a beefarmer, but once when he was trading honey with Bretonnian tradesmen he got nasty herpes on his lips from all that blowkissing and bretonnian kinkyness. Soon the herpes spread through self-fallation and it became a nasty and disgusting STD.
 
Gon Norhea
#4
Lineman
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
5
B
11
P
0
F
2
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Glam Mydee
#6
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
9
R
29
B
27
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
2
GPP
16
XPP
0
SPP
16
Injuries
n
Skills
Block
+AG
Tackle
 
Hep Hep Titties
#7
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
17
B
33
P
0
F
2
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
2
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Pappa Pilloma
#9
Blitzer
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
9
R
22
B
22
P
0
F
2
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
10
XPP
0
SPP
10
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Tackle
Pappa Pilloma is the founder of Orks-wit-STDs. He is an old orc veteran who slayed dozens of elves and dwarves in his early days, but then suddenly he caught papilloma virus from a Reiklandish Sheep. Papilloma or better known as Genital Warts infected his lowerbody and he lost his "orcish meatballs". Now since he cannot run after any orc-chicks he can concentrate totally on the team.
 
Jumpy Syphilis
#10
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
20
B
6
P
9
F
0
G
5
Cp
4
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
4
XPP
0
SPP
4
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
Jumpy Syphilis is the most talented player of the team. He got his nickname Jumpy Syphilis when he tried to explain his throat-syphilis that it had jumped from his genitals into his throat, but his orc teammates new better. Teammates often call him as Snotsucker.
Pubic Louse
#11
Thrower
MA
5
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
9
B
2
P
8
F
0
G
2
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
 
Bacti Vaginose
#12
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
5
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
41
P
0
F
1
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
+ST
Bacti Vaginose is the biggest and baddest black orc around. He stands eight feet tall and looks more like an ogre. Bacti got a Vaginal Bacteria from a drakwald bunny and it causes Bacti to scratch himself all the time. It often ruins his game.
Tricho Moniasis
#13
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
48
P
0
F
0
G
5
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
 
Hiv Positivo
#14
Black Orc Blocker
MA
4
ST
4
AG
2
AV
9
R
0
B
25
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
2
XPP
0
SPP
2
Injuries
 
Skills
Mohammad Al-Aids
#16
Goblin
MA
6
ST
2
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Mohammad Al-Aids is the team's suicide bomber. He is not really devoted to the game, but after getting infected by the deadly AIDS he has nothing better to do than picking up fights with bigger guys.
He wont be a permanent member of the team, since there wont be many games left for him.