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Butch's Beefcakes
After the tragic death of his father, and team captain of Butch's Butcherers, Butch a bizarre twist in the story of this team has occured. Butch Jr., Butch's estranged son from his 'in the closet' days, has stepped out of the mists of the past clad in pink and ready to play ball in the name of his late flamboyantly homosexual father. Will Butch Jr. show that he is made of tougher stuff than his father? Or will he be another 5 game wonder? Watch this space.
Career Highlights:
10/10/06: In an amazing display of virtuoso skill Butch plucked the ball from the air during a long pass by the Skaven team Threat From Below and ran a whole half a pitch, even dodging twice, to score his second touchdown in as many games since taking over the reigns of the team from his father. Already proving himself a greater asset to the club than his father ever was.
05/04/07 - Scores his 4th touchdown in the 1-1 draw with Tuskaloosa and gains his second skill. Nuffle is smiling down on Butch Jr. as he increases his strength. The future is certainly looking bright for the team captain. The Butcherer's bought themselves 4 Halflings to 'celebrate'.
Larry keeps himself to himself. He doesn't like the towel whipping fights or communal bath's post-match, and only ever dances to the 'YMCWA' on team nights out. Rumour has it that he is ashamed of his manhood. Luckily for the team though this makes him even more aggresive on pitch. He is also a ginger.
'Fat' Reg, as he is known to his friends, family and fellow team mates, is a recent departee of the Priests college in Arizona. He was thrown out for lewd behaviour on a night off, mainly involving a pine cone, 3 racoons and a poor young local lad named Simon. He was not unhappy about having to leave as he had ended up there by mistake anyway, he really meant to be next door signing up for the Navy. He was picked up by Butch wandering the bars of Phoenix brandishing an oddly stained pine cone in one hand and shouting, "Anybody want to go with a fat bloke?" Butch decided to bring him in to bulk up the front line. Reg has been promised that every time he gains a new skill he will get a boot boy to play 'Hide the Pine Cone' with. He is eager to get scroing.
Bought in after 3 games by Butch Sr. who found Beadle, a former television personality, living in a cardboard box muttering to himself, "I must have a claw, I MUST have a claw." Butch took this Claw hunger as the sign of great promise on the Blood Bowl pitch, and Beadle's quest for a Claw is ongoing as we speak.
Not being a homosexual himself, Beadle was rather worried about joining this side. Thankfully 3 bottles of rum and a promise of a Claw within the year meant that he happily went through the rather rigourous initiation program and is not proudly one of the Butcherer's of Butch (recently he has even been spotted out shopping and enjoying the nightlife in the Khorne gay district with his team mates.)
Career Highlights:
10/10/06: During the 2-0 victory over the dastardly Skaven team Threat From Below Beadle pulled a touchdown securing foul casulty out of his bag of tricks. Not only did he get the casulty but he put the little Gutter Runner out of commission for good! He was quoted as saying, "See, I can do that normal! Just wait until I develop my brutal withered Claw hand!"
Horns
Big Hand (20k)
Block (20k)
The ugliest member of the team. Peter is seldom comforted by the fact that his mummy thinks he is beautiful. Especially when it is quite apparent that all of his team mates, apart from his close 'friend' the badly sighted Fred, would rather go home with one of the female bar maid than him.
Has taken quite a shine to Beadle since he joined the side. Has a bad flatulence problem. When quizzed on the matter his only reply was, with a sly wink, "Too much, too young, know what I mean duckie?"
Quentin is well known for his ability to grab onto things tightly and not let go until the job is done. His sure hands are the backbone of this team on and off the pitch.
Horns
Block (20k)
Strip Ball (20k)
Dull and boring, only on the team due to Butch's interest in his large collection of 'beads'.
Bad eyesight, Bad breath. Likes playing the flute and dancing to Baroque madrigals.
Horns
Block (20k)
Strip Ball (20k)
Very skilled at post-match towel whipping, this surly beast likes nothing more than 'relaxing' with the other boys after a hard day playing Blood Bowl.
A recent poll in G'n'B magazine (Gay and Beastly) voted Randy as the homosexual beastman with the best chance of making it as a big leagues blitzer after his hard training and good performance on picth made him particually fond of blocking and taking the ball off of, "those nasty Hetero's."
After the death of his son Bruce Snr.,who had originally joined the squad to avenge the death of his son Bruce, Bruce Snr. Snr. has wheeled himself out of the OAGP (Old Age Gay Pensioners) Home and joined up to avenge the death of two generations of Blood Bowl's Gayest family. No-one is quite sure how such a homosexual family has managed to keep breeding for so many generations (rumours of adbucting orphans and converting them to the Bruce 'way' are rife) but no-one is really that bothered as long as members of this notoriously poor Blood Bowl playing family keep stepping forward to be slaughtered. If rumour is to be believed there is a Bruce Jr. in training as we speak, Bruce Snr., shortly before his untimly demise was quoted as saying, "Ooh, yes, that young Bucky, he is growing up nice and strong... ooh yes, he'll be ready soon."
The only ethnic beast on the team. Feels that Blood Bowl is the medium in which he can raise awareness for all of the gay ethnic minority beasts in the world.
Has a big following and is a particular favourite of Arnold.
Arnold says, "I like his big muscles and the way he does his hair."
5/4/07 - After gaining the MVP in the 1-1 draw with Tuskaloosa Derrick was given a Claw by the Chaos gods. He was noted as saying, "This may cause a problem in the bedroom but hey, who am I to argue? I suppose I could always try it out down at one of those S&M bars and see if I can find any takers..."
Used to run his own Beastman and Thrall escort agency called, "Just for Men'. Sued by a hair dye company and cast into poverty. He has returned to his first love of playing with ball and men and getting hit lots.