'Garrek, Garrek, always talkin' bout Garrek. What am I, chopped orc?'

Finally skilled up in the final game of the season after bashing an orc named 'Bill Brasky' into the dugout. The orc was promptly revived by the Apo, but that cost the other team players later on, so the block might very well have been game- and season-winning.

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall!"

Niggled a Kroxigor in his first game. Obviously destined for greatness.

Or early death, which is the same thing for Trollslayers...


Update 9-01-2006:

Tore the Fighting Pandas to tiny little pieces almost single-handedly. Rolled doubles on skillup.

Update 9-10-2006:

Aged to -MA. Skill roll was...*drumroll*...+MA. He's not out yet...


League Achievements: Number one Blocker (11 casualties) in Season 1.

'Forward, me lads! KICK 'EM INNA FORK!'

Founder and team captain. Skilled up after a very, very tough match against Crux of the Crow where he got a MVP after being Apo'd back from RIP.

'Jus' gimme tha durned ball already, I can see 'em comin' fer me!'

Skilled up exclusively on touchdowns. In fact, he's the team's number two scorer after Erik. Not quite as lucky when it comes to blocking, though, as he tends to spend a lot of time KO'd or worse.

'Right, so I ain't as tough as Erik...but jus' look at me GO!'

Finally skilled up after a well-deserved MVP in a game where he prevented a skink from scoring a last-minute tie.

"Sure, th' chainmail's slowin' me down some. But just ye be tryin' ta stop me once I get to movin'..."


Scored the touchdown that turned the match against the Fighting Vermin into a draw. While that's not as good as a win, it's still much better than a loss and therefore appreciated.


League Achievements: Number two scorer (10 TDs) in season 1.

'If his hands be higher'n yer head, his groin be level with yer teeth!'

Skilled up after scoring two casualties in an otherwise very luckless game against Fighting Vermin, rolled Doubles. Got Dauntless on the basis that there's both an orc and a lizardman team in the league.

'Hey, look, behind yer! A three-headed monkey! Whoops, down ya go!'

The Hammerhands' resident prankster, skilled up after slowly and steadily accumulating casualties.

'Slow an' steady wins tha race.'

'Why'd it have ta be tha 10? It's cursed, it is...'

Hired to replace Baelog Blackhammer, who in turn was hired to replace Varik Ironmug. Spends a lot of his time being bashed around by small furry animals or elves.

Update 10-30-06:

Number 10 is DEFINITELY unlucky. Got knocked down and MNG'd by a linerat on a 1db.

'Seven ales a day keep the apothecary away.'

Aged on his first skill roll. Fortunately, he didn't exactly lose something he needed...

'If his hands be higher'n yer head, his groin be level with yer teeth.'

Skilled up after going on a one-dwarf rampage in the second game against Crux of the Crow, causing three casualties and very likely winning the game.

Update 9-9-2006: Scored the winning touchdown against Fighting Pandas after not only picking up the ball but also succeeding at 2 GFI, with no TRRs left.