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Chuck Norris dosent need Rerolls , the dice do what he tells them too .
In his first game he Badly Hurtand MissNext Gamed two Goblins , using the pattened roundhouse Kick/block technique
Guns Dont Kill People - Chuck Norris Does
First dodge
Select an action for Guns Dont Kill People
Normal move selected.
DODGE BEFORE RE_ROLL: Guns Dont Kill People knocked over trying to dodge.
TARGET: 2 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1
Reroll using DODGE.
DODGE FINAL RESULT: Guns Dont Kill People
TARGET: 2 --- ROLL: 1 + 0 = 1
Guns Dont Kill People is knocked over.
(6, 4) + 0, (3, 4) + 0, 0: Guns Dont Kill People has been stunned.
Move ended for Guns Dont Kill People
Chuck Norris counted to Infinity Twice
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water - and make it drink
Chuck Norris dosn't wear a watch - The time will be whatever he tells it to be .
In his first match learnt the hard way not to try blocking blackorcs with only one friend . Consequently missed the second match .
Chuck Norris dosent get Frostbite - he bites Frost.
Chuck Norris can believe its not butter
The Grass is always Greener on Chuck Norris'side of the fence. Except when its stained with the blood of rampaging ninjas , which is pretty much every Tuesday evening .
Chuck Norris has forced every singled leopard he has met to change its spots .
Had the honour of scoring the teams first touchdown .
Chuck Norris farts Do smell of Roses .
Failed his first pick up . His first pass attempt was a short pass , it fumbled and was rerolled to a misthrow . Which scattered into the hands of a waiting goblin . The Goblin then scored .