Killed a Beastman. This sounds more bad-ass than it was. The Beastman just happened to trip over Limhain and broke his neck on the fall.

Suffered a concussion on the Line of Scrimmage on the first round of blocks against DuhwhereamI. He was the first of two un-treated serious injuries in the game against DuhwhereamI. The other one being Jenulion. Contrary to Jenulion, Limhain returned from the hospital.

Killed Goblin "wild n crazy", thus making him "wild n crazy n dead".

Hyrohes is one of the most well-rounded Fumblers. He can pass, he can score, he can hurt, he can even push aside a Rat Ogre if the situation requires it. But can he survive? And for how long?

Hyro was one of the few elves who fought back against the rats of Sommertid, that were knocking out elves as if they were... well, as if they were the rats.

On other teams players are assigned positions based on what they are best at. Royal Fumble coaches on the other hand figure out what a player is the least worst at. Nurmena is almost average as a kicker.

As if to prove the point he can do more than stand in the back and kick the balls once at the beginning of each drive he fractured the skull of a human catcher who had broken through the front line with the ball, but he didn't hit him hard enough so the apothecary couldn't save him. That means more kicking practice for him!

His desire to be more than a kicker has driven Nurmena to do strange stuff. In a game against Summertid he was the only Royal to stand up against the Skavens raging Rat Ogre, that was smashing elves left and right. The meeting has left Nurmena with a taste for glory and he emerged with new-found bloodlust to take on the biggest and baddest beasts he can find. And kick them to the ground.

Against Come Play Us Nurmena tried to take down the same mummies three times and failed every single time, which led to him spending most of the game knocked out on the bench, while his team suffered the worst loss in their history: 0-4 to a bunch of rotting, walking, limpless corpses.

In the very next game however Nurmena turned in a perfect performance. It was like night and day. He knocked around ogres where-ever needed, couldn't be pinned down, evaded all attacks, and placed every kick-off in the very corners of the pitch, without fail.

Lord Faering was the first elven high lord to take the bait and join the highly incompetent and miscoached Royal Fumble team which, frankly, is nothing more than a deathtrap for overconfident rich boys.

Is known among rats as "Eye-gouger" and the man who shot Frank Sinratta and he did it HIIIIS WAAAAAY.

His second game against a Skaven team found mixed reviews. On the one hand, he completed a pass and scored the Royals only touchdown against Sommertide. On the other hand, he messed up a second pass badly and allowed the rats to turn what could have been the 2-2 for the Royals into a 1-3. Critics say, after a valiant effort to prevent Sommertids second touchdown by dodging past three rats to blitz the ballcarrying Gutter Runner failed to pay off despite successfully bringing down Sommertids ballcarrier, the Lords heart wasn't in it any longer and he stopped fighting.

It didn't help that he had to do the work for two Dragon Warriors, because his fellow High Lord Caleborn got knocked out early in the first drive. Hopefully Lord Faering will be back on form once Caleborn takes some of the load off his shoulders.

Though Caleborn has been a dissappointment and didn't accomplish anything in his first four games, Lord Faerings form has seen a steady rise, finding its temporary peak in a 2-touchdown performance against DuhwhereamI.

The third Dragon Lord to join the team. There's nothing remarkable about him, except the fact that he decided to join the team even though his predeccesor Lord Aeryc was crippled and had to leave the team after only playing one game.

He barely player five minutes of his first game, since he was hurt badly by a Rat Ogre on the first drive and spent the rest of the night on the bench reflecting on the experience.

Has the dubious honor of being the first Royal Fumbler to get chainsawed. And not by any chainsaw, but by the chainsaw of none other than the famous Nobbla Blackwart even, what a star! Too bad, he didn't lose a limb to help him remember the day.

Beauylas had his best game when many of his teammates had their worst: against Blue Collar Boys. He scored a touchdown against the Chaos Dwarves and threw a great punt to almost save the 1-0 lead but he got knocked out shortly after by three angry Hobogoblins and a Bull Centaur and the four remaining Royal Fumblers were unable to hold back 11 Blue Collar Boys who tied in the last second of the game.

Smashed the collar bone of Ratpac rat Louis Strongarm because his arm was too strong.

Came back to life in a game against Come Play Us, surprisingly not as a zombie as the Undead had hoped.

Iohlar once hurt a rat just to hear it squeak.

Kept his cool on a muddy, rain-soaked pitch against Rozzi, when one of the Norse players pressured him near the elves own endzone. Iohlar had the big chance to fumble royally, but decided not to take it. He dodged, spotted the free receiver and delivered the pass across half the field to Erolon and Fuisos, who together covered the other half of the field with a handoff and a score.

Had a "Oh Shit!"-moment when fellow Line-elf Erolon passed to him AS HE WAS SURROUNDED BY FIVE OGRES. It as during the last minute of the game, all other Royal Fumblers were far away in safe distance, Erolon was all on his own with no where to go and the first ogre to attack him, knocked himself over and was badly hurt. Even so, Erolon and Iohlar have not been on speaking terms ever since.

Fractured his leg in a block against Rozzi Ogre Morg. The medics fixed him up and Aransis continued to play until he again ran into the ogre and this time was knocked out for good. The Norse had it out for him ever since he badly hurt one of theirs at the start of the game.

Scored the first touchdown against Rozzi and was on the right track to promotion, then promptly failed to catch the pass that would have guaranteed the 2-0 victory and allowed the Norse to tie. Back to the reserves for you Fuisos.