The first (and so far, only) MPSS Saurus to score a touchdown.

The only skink who was part of the initial Mage Priest Scrubber Squad. Given the rate of skink casualties on the MPSS no insurance company will cover him, much to his consternation. His recent injury thanks to the gutter runner Dot of the Fighting Vermin has only increased the wariness of insurers everywhere.

Despite all these setbacks, Doshi seems to embody the notion of "survival of the fittest": he is easily the equal of Click Enclack, but is far more restrained and humble because of his awareness of his own mortality.

Click is notable amongst the MPSS for

A)being their best scorer
B)being their most skilled skink
C)still alive after having a SPP in the double digits

It's given him a bit of a big head, along with an overinflated sense of self-importance. Fortunately he at least can play as good a game he talks.

A proud Saurus of the MPSS. Due to his impressive casualty count he has entered into a friendly rivalry with Mr. Pilfington to see who can do the most damage over the season.

Silly b****** can't step with Mr. Pilfington.

It is a commonly held, though mistaken, belief that Mr. Pilfington has Bonehead because he's stupid. On the contrary, Mr. Pilfington is not stupid, but sometimes he is so caught up in contemplating the existential meaning of the universe that he forgets to cover his tackle zones.