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When Pigs Fly [R]
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA
Block
Pigmey Hogs are an endangered species (it's estimated that only 150 are still alive - apparently). Plus they're REALLY cute.
Anyone that kills Pigmey Hog Percy, or intentionally harms him will find their team being hit as hard as i can with the ogres, and the goblins will gang-foul their best players until there are none left on the pitch (goblins or best players, i don't mind).
Japheth came close to killing Percy the other day... the apothecary was forced to revive him... I guess that's what happens when you stick a goblin in the LOS when the opponent has a minotaur.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+AG
Sprint
The first Warty Wendell was killed by a chaos dwarf team... Rest In Peace Warty Wendell, you did well while you were alive...
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA
Side Step
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA
Razorback Ricky I was retired after 7 games, having suffered -ma in one of his first games, and gaining absolutely no spps
Razorback Ricky II was retired after suffering a niggle in a disturbing match against a Pro Elf team called Sunny Delight.
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Diving Tackle
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Pass
6 Casualties from 36 blocks after 8 games... but at 4.5 blocks per game it gives you an idea of how little i do block. As the team name suggests, this team is all about seeing the pigs fly.
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
+AG
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Block
Tackle
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
+AG
5 casualties from 25 blocks. Not bad considering blocking is not the aim of this team.
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate