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Go Orc Yourself
The backup thrower for "Go Orc Yourself".
He may possibly be the thrower of the future. But for now, he does crap. (No not the goblin)
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate
Hail Mary Pass
Safe Throw
Slackjaw is the #1 thrower of "Go Orc Yourself".
He can almost always be found throwing a TD pass to his favorite target, the Stunt!
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Catch
Diving Tackle
Leap
He doesn't do crap.
Big Guy
Bone Head
Mighty Blow
Thick Skull
Throw Team Mate
Block
Break Tackle
Guard
"No eat Stunter!"
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
+MA
Catch
Diving Catch
Sprint
Sure Feet
The leading TD scorer of "Go Orc Yourself"
Check out those 25 TDs!
UPDATE!
Stunter as of now is fighting a niggling injury. He will still be a member of the team as long as he can still play
The kicker for "Go Orc Yourself."
Pretends the ball is a member of "Xipe Totec" in order to get more distance.
+MA
Block
Leader
Pass Block
Whoa Nelly's favorite activity:
Knocking down some punks to open up a running lane for the ol' stunta!
Ready and willing to take his fathers place on the team killing things.
Went to college with stunter, where they were drinking buddies.
OrkSU!!!!!!
Well?
UPDATE!
Fudge Packer? is suffering from a bad niggling injury. But who the hell really cares?
Block
Dirty Player
Mighty Blow
Pass Block
Piling On
Shoota and Stunter is tight. Tight like a drop fly biaznatch off the trip smack fruity pebbles. Word up.
But seriously, he rocks.
+MA
Mighty Blow
Strip Ball
Manflesh is king!
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
Pass Block
What's the name of the orc? EXPLOSIVO!
Don't know what he's 'bout, but he's good to go!
What's the name of his girlfriend? I DONT KNOW!
Actually i do. Thier names are "Xipe Totec, Larpers, Sammitch, and Norsecrap." They his biatches!
He's only a backup in case someone cool gets hurt.