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Groundskeeper Willie
#1
Squig Slayer
MA
5
ST
2
AG
2
AV
8
R
21
B
202
P
0
F
0
G
19
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
13
Td
1
Mvp
3
GPP
45
XPP
0
SPP
45
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Dauntless
Frenzy
Right Stuff
Stunty
Thick Skull
Guard
Multiple Block
Tackle
"There's nary an animal alive who can outrun a greased Scotsman!"

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Barney Gumble
#2
Dwarven Cannon
MA
2
ST
3
AG
3
AV
10
R
-1
B
27
P
2
F
2
G
20
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
13
XPP
0
SPP
13
Injuries
 
Skills
Always Hungry
Hail Mary Pass
Secret Weapon
Strong Arm
Throw Team-Mate
Guard
"Hey, can I throw up in your Bathroom? I'll buy something."

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Dr. Nick Riviera
#3
Mad Bommaz
MA
4
ST
2
AG
3
AV
8
R
1
B
2
P
-2
F
1
G
8
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Bombardier
Right Stuff
Secret Weapon
Strong Arm
Stunty
Thick Skull
Pass
"Your son is a very sick boy. Just look at these x-rays. You see that dark spot there? Whiplash. And this smudge here that looks like my fingerprint...no, that's trauma!"

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Ralph Wiggum
#4
Gnome
MA
4
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
106
B
93
P
-4
F
1
G
20
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
9
Td
6
Mvp
2
GPP
47
XPP
0
SPP
47
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Thick Skull
+ST
Block
Sure Feet
"I ate the blue ones....they taste like burning."

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Sideshow Bob
#5
Gnome
MA
4
ST
2
AG
3
AV
8
R
10
B
33
P
0
F
2
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
21
XPP
0
SPP
21
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Thick Skull
Block
Diving Tackle
"Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

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Lionel Hutz
#6
Gnome
MA
4
ST
2
AG
3
AV
8
R
174
B
10
P
14
F
0
G
19
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
0
Td
8
Mvp
2
GPP
39
XPP
0
SPP
39
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Thick Skull
Side Step
Sprint
Sure Feet
"Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son.""

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Hans Moleman
#7
Gnome
MA
4
ST
2
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
1
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
m
Skills
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Thick Skull
"Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.'

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