Team Captain Rodin is the thinker of the Team. Suave and sophistcated (for a Goblin) he is an excellant front man who's charm has stayed the hand of many a red carding reff.

"The way I see it," croons the brylcreamed gobbo, "If they're lying down on the pitch they obviously need a nap, and as a great philosopher once said - You can sleep plenty when you're dead."

More dangerous than a sackfull of cut snakes, it's Rembrant (the one who cut them) who's combination of having a chainsaw that almost always starts first time and a stength of 3 allows him to jump into the thick of the violence and come out covered in other people's blood.

Sometimes he doesn't even bother to start the saw before piling into a blitz, as long as there's violence he really doesn't care.

The rest of the team disparage his artistic tallent because of his tendency to paint everything in red...

Lead scorer Leonardo's tendencies to run with the ball rather than blowing people up have caught many of his team mates unawares when he fumbles lighting a bomb.

"He carries bombs?" cried Rubens the 1st as he was strechered off the pitch following the loss of all of his toes after one particularly nasty misshap.

Despite this unusual style Leonardo's bombing skills are not to be sniffed at and he can always be expected to take to the field with a sackfull of his special 'No. 143s'