By far the biggest player on the team. He's also quite bright, well for a troll counting at all constitutes mensa material.

Not as big as "Big Un" but bigger than the rest of the team.

Big Un and Uver Big Un found this goblin under a rock on the way to the arena. The team was started.

Second player to join the team.

The third player to join the team. She thinks 'ickle un will eventually have some sense knocked into him and realise he loves her.

By this stage Big Un and the rest of the team were running out of computational expertise.

This goblin may in fact be a fairy who lost his wings in a tragic accident. Or he may be a pretty goblin with a hunch back, who knows, who cares!

The smallest of the goblins on the team, this little fella fears the lunch room like no other!

One too many crash landings have addled his brains. Oh well, at least he's in the endzone. Neck deep in the dirt but in the end zone!

Runty Un got "Volunteer'd" when he asked Big Un if he had an "ickle un, hur hur".

Definetely not a goblin! We think its that guy that push's the trolleys back at Morrisons. Suffice is to say none of the other teams would have him and the referees turn a blind eye becouse they feel sorrier for him than they do for a snotling team.

Eventually the Igor got them to understand that it was simply cheaper to conscript another goblin.

Pink tutu and green skin, not a pretty sight. But a goblins gotta do whatever it can to distract the other team.