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Stunter's Boyz
Dodge
Right Stuff
Stunty
Block (30k)
Catch (20k)
Side Step (20k)
The One and only! The team Captain and poster boy. He is admired and feared by many, and for good reason! He is a role model for Goblins everywhere! He is a Touchdown machine! He is....STUNTER!
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<font color="red">2006-10-25: Niggling Injury during a match vs "Stunter Haters"</font>
Pass
Sure Hands
Accurate (20k)
Safe Throw (20k)
Strong Arm (30k)
The teams all-pro thrower. He can be found before games practicing his throws by chucking rocks at unlucky Goblin volunteers!
Shoota is rumored to be half Orc and half Ogre. Of course no one knows for sure as those who get within asking distance are usually gifted by a punch in the mouth.
Manflesh! gets his name from his favorite dish at the local tavern.
The teams youngest blitzer, ROFLMAO is short for his full name:
"Rukah Orton Frederick Lexington Mangler Axe-thrower O'Toole"
Block
+AG (40k)
+AG (40k)
Pass Block (20k)
Sure Hands (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Stunter may be the teams most well known player, but Whomeyer is certainly the best. By far the teams most agile player, he leads the team in Touchdowns and good looks. His fans call him "Whomeyer the Red"
<font color="red"> 12-01-07 : Whomeyer received two Niggling Injuries in one day!</font>
Block
Guard (20k)
Pass Block (20k)
Foghat once served as the teams water boy, but during practice filled in for a missing player and was hired on the spot after knocking several of the other players out cold!
Knifey Knifey Meatbots is a rookie on the team.
"Double A" as he is often referred to by his fans, is a the cousin of the great Varag Ghoul-Chewer's nephew's wife. Naturally he changed his name to avoid fan mail!
Block
Guard (20k)
Pass Block (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Grill is one of the team's finest Blitzers! He spends his spare time punching people in the face and laughing about it.
In Zazz were half as smart as he is strong, he would be the smartest being in existence.
Kemo is one of the team's popular Black Orc Blockers. Once during a game, when he managed to obtain the ball, instead of scoring he opted to use the ball as a weapon to maim his opponent.
Always Hungry
Loner
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regeneration
Throw Team-Mate
Block (30k)
Snizzy is the team's troll. He is commonly found picking his nose and standing at the line of scrimmage as the game goes on around him!
Kickapoo is the team's backup Thrower. He has yet to see any action. But who knows? Perhaps he is the team's future star.