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One Eyed Jack
#1
Troll
MA
4
ST
5
AG
1
AV
8
R
0
B
153
P
0
F
0
G
34
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
11
Td
0
Mvp
6
GPP
52
XPP
0
SPP
52
Injuries
-av, -ag
Skills
Always Hungry
Big Guy
Mighty Blow
Really Stupid
Regenerate
Throw Team Mate
Block
Guard
Piling On
Pro
One Eyed Jack, the most beloved player on Utter's team, has managed to reach "Star" status without any niggles, but has taken plenty of abuse in his career as the troll on the team. An injury to his already weak agility, and another to his armor has caused many critics to say "Retire him!", but Esch was quoted once saying that the troll will have to die or get a niggle before he retires the center.
Hairy
#4
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
4
AV
8
R
132
B
65
P
24
F
0
G
33
Cp
7
In
0
Cs
4
Td
4
Mvp
0
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
n
Skills
Horns
+AG
Guard
 
Clappy
#5
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
5
B
29
P
0
F
1
G
19
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
7
XPP
0
SPP
7
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Block
Drunky
#7
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
71
B
100
P
2
F
0
G
35
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
9
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
38
XPP
0
SPP
38
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
 
Snotty
#8
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
22
B
23
P
0
F
0
G
21
Cp
0
In
1
Cs
0
Td
1
Mvp
2
GPP
15
XPP
0
SPP
15
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Strip Ball
Wacky
#10
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
73
B
117
P
5
F
1
G
35
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
4
Td
2
Mvp
4
GPP
36
XPP
0
SPP
36
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
Block
Guard
Mighty Blow
 
Snaggletooth Johnson
#12
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
16
B
122
P
5
F
0
G
21
Cp
2
In
0
Cs
16
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
39
XPP
0
SPP
39
Injuries
-av
Skills
Block
Claw
Razor Sharp Claws
Snartle Gallespy
#13
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
14
B
126
P
-3
F
0
G
30
Cp
1
In
0
Cs
1
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
8
XPP
0
SPP
8
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
 
Stitchy Underbelly
#14
Chaos Warrior
MA
5
ST
4
AG
3
AV
9
R
12
B
42
P
6
F
1
G
12
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
3
XPP
0
SPP
3
Injuries
n, m
Skills
Water Boy
#15
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
6
B
1
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
1
GPP
5
XPP
0
SPP
5
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns
 
Struggles
#16
Beastman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
-3
B
3
P
0
F
0
G
2
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Horns