Not all pain is gain.

Dreams are like rainbows, only idiots chase them.

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

The harder you try, the dumber you look.

It's best to avoid standing directly between a competative jerk and his goals.

Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.

If at first you don't succeed, failure might be your style.

When your best just isn't good enough.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

It could be that your purpose in life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Let's agree to respect each other's views, no matter how wrong yours may be.

It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.