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Magic Missile
#1
Thrower
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
7
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
Pass
Sure Hands
- Hey Grim Im not in the room right?
- What room?

- I wanna cast Magic Missile.

- The room where he's casting all these spells from.
- He hasnt cast anything yet!

- I am though if yould listen. Im casting Magic Missile.
Hairy Houdini
#2
Lineman
MA
6
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
33
P
0
F
0
G
11
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
2
Td
0
Mvp
2
GPP
14
XPP
0
SPP
14
Injuries
-ma
Skills
Block (20k)
2nd edition.
His main position is on the line of scrimmage.
Hopefully his thick fur will protect him from injuries.
 
Fangs of Death
#3
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
0
P
0
F
0
G
0
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
2nd edition.

TIM - I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's
just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

ARTHUR - Oh, shut up!

TIM - Do they listen to me?

ARTHUR - Right!

TIM - Oh, no...

KNIGHTS - Charge!

[squeak squeak squeak]

KNIGHTS - Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!
Greased Lightning
#4
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
126
B
26
P
17
F
0
G
25
Cp
5
In
0
Cs
0
Td
9
Mvp
2
GPP
42
XPP
0
SPP
42
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Block (20k)
Diving Tackle (20k)
Side Step (20k)
Go, Greased Lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile
Greased Lightnin', go Greased Lightnin'
Go, Greased Lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials
Greased Lightnin', go Greased Lightnin'
You are supreme, the chicks'll cream for Greased Lightnin'
 
Ratty
#5
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
8
R
24
B
168
P
0
F
0
G
26
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
10
Td
3
Mvp
2
GPP
39
XPP
0
SPP
39
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
Claw (30k)
Guard (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Ratty is taking the role of the offensive blitzer, hunting for all those
pesky dodgers out there.

Also the only one on the team who has participated in every game.
Speedy Gonzales
#6
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
85
B
7
P
0
F
1
G
8
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
9
Mvp
0
GPP
27
XPP
0
SPP
27
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Sprint (20k)
Sure Feet (20k)
2nd edition.

Hey Rosita, I hafta go shopping downtown for my
mudder - she needs some tortillas and chili peppers.
 
Furball
#7
Blitzer
MA
7
ST
4
AG
3
AV
8
R
11
B
161
P
0
F
1
G
25
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
7
Td
1
Mvp
5
GPP
42
XPP
0
SPP
42
Injuries
 
Skills
Block
+ST (50k)
Guard (20k)
Tackle (20k)
Furball is all warm and fuzzy. You just want to hug and squeeze him
all over. He's simply a player you can't refuse to love.
Mickey Mouse
#8
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
5
AV
7
R
92
B
6
P
5
F
0
G
10
Cp
8
In
0
Cs
1
Td
8
Mvp
0
GPP
34
XPP
0
SPP
34
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
+AG (40k)
Block (20k)
Leap (20k)
2nd edition

Who's the leader of the club
That's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

Mickey mouse!
Mickey Mouse!
Forever let us hold our banner high!
(High, high, high!)

Boys and girls from far and near
you're welcome as can be
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E!

(End scene from Full Metal Jacket)
 
The Siberian Hamster
#9
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
96
P
0
F
0
G
25
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
5
Td
0
Mvp
3
GPP
25
XPP
0
SPP
25
Injuries
 
Skills
Block (20k)
Strip Ball (20k)
Que?
Jerry
#10
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
6
P
0
F
0
G
3
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
4th edition.

Jerry keeps on coming back. Hopefully he will remain with the team
long enough to develop some skills this time.
 
Guinea Pig
#11
Lineman
MA
7
ST
3
AG
3
AV
7
R
0
B
2
P
0
F
0
G
1
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
0
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
0
XPP
0
SPP
0
Injuries
 
Skills
3rd edition.

Serves as cannon fodder on the line of scrimmage.
Mouse
#12
Rat Ogre
MA
6
ST
5
AG
3
AV
8
R
0
B
22
P
0
F
0
G
4
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
0
GPP
6
XPP
0
SPP
6
Injuries
 
Skills
Frenzy
Loner
Mighty Blow
Prehensile Tail
Wild Animal
+AG (40k)
2nd edition

Mouse big.
Mouse strong.
Mouse angry.
Mouse no friends.
Mouse depressed.
 
Ratatouille
#13
Lineman
MA
6
ST
4
AG
4
AV
7
R
1
B
93
P
0
F
0
G
21
Cp
0
In
0
Cs
3
Td
0
Mvp
5
GPP
31
XPP
0
SPP
31
Injuries
-ma, n
Skills
+AG (40k)
+ST (50k)
Block (20k)
Once upon a time Ratatouille got his hands on a bit of warpstone.
Sadly he mistook it for a bit of cheese and consumed it without
hesitation. Suddenly he was transformed into a rat with big bulging
muscles. Now he is very hard to stop when he gets hungry again.

Niggled on third skill. He will now serve on the line of scrimmage
until he dies or the coach decides to get rid of him.
Norpan
#14
Gutter Runner
MA
9
ST
2
AG
4
AV
7
R
100
B
26
P
10
F
2
G
15
Cp
3
In
0
Cs
0
Td
7
Mvp
0
GPP
24
XPP
0
SPP
24
Injuries
 
Skills
Dodge
Weeping Dagger
Block (20k)
Dauntless (20k)
Norpan is the newest team member. Let's wish him luck!

Got a bit of warpstone and it messed up his mind. He will
take on anything now, regardless of what he attacks.